#bichie

[incorrect-losers]

Bill: *Opens a cabinet, screams and stands on the table* M-M-M-M-M-M-

Richie: Monster?

Bill: M-m-m-m-m-m-

Richie: Madonna?

Bill: M-m-m-m-m-

Richie: Come on, give me a clue! What's the second letter?

Bill: M-m-m-m-MOUSE!

Richie: Oh man! I should have known Madonna wasn't in the cabinet

[guysimtoohigh]

kid: why do people congratulate you when Mommy is the one making the baby?

ben: because I helped

kid: how?

ben:

kid:

ben: I read her the instructions

[strangesickness]

bill denbrough hates english class i know he does. like it's basically canon, he hates his college writing course or whatever it is. but its genuinely so funny to me.

the other losers are like.... you like writing bill? why don't you like english class? and then he starts ranting about "WHY CANT THE CURTAINS JUST BE BLUE BECAUSE THEYRE BLUE?!" with the most crazed expression on his face

bill nearly fights his high school english teacher over shakespeare too. richie (who is a shakespeare nerd because i said so) is like. loving english class for once because he's already read the play. and they spend the entire shakespeare unit with bill being like "THERE IS NO DEEPER MEANING" and richie, despite actually having analyzed the text, coming up with fake meanings to piss bill off. the skull scene was actually about hamlet's devastating napoleon complex (richie starts insisting that hamlet is canonically around 5 foot and bill is 99% sure he's shitting him but also like. he stopped reading it about 3/4ths of the way in out of spite, so what if richie's right??? it haunts him), bill is slowly losing his grip on his sanity over it.

also richie loves messing with bill but like... when bill is ranting about how the teacher gave him a bad mark, richie offers to help him out with his next assignment. which like, they get off topic a lot, and richie isn't really very good at tutoring because he keeps going off on nonsensical tangents. but they get through! by the end of it bill's still very much a hater, but he gets a decent mark on his essay and they go see resencrantz & guildenstern are dead when it comes out to celebrate

[antisociallilbrat]

No bc literally the best thing about all the Losers being in love with Bill is that he is an idiot. He has no idea.

A Loser will be looking at him with literal heart eyes and he'll look over at them like, 'Something up?,' and said Loser will just shake their head and say, 'Nothing,' and Bill's just like 'oh okay then.'

He's so stupid and oblivious and the Losers love him.

[epitome-of-an-openbook]

Life Update:

[mykidneysbuddy]

OKAY DONT GET ME WRONG I LOVE REDDIE BUT WHAT ARE YALLS THOUGHTS ON BILL & RICHIE????

[the-angry-pixie]

the losers love each other moodboards (7/?) - Bichie 🕹️

[justanotherloser-butinagayway]

richie: *walks in with a black eye*

eddie: holy shit what happened to you?

richie heh you should see the other guy

bill: *walks in with a black eye* o-oh hey guys

richie: i cannot stress enough that that is not the other guy

[rybonucleic-ket]

richie thinks bill is perfect and handsome and strong and good and it's only natural for someone to love bill and he's actually one of the people richie finds the most comfort in and richie does things that scare him shitless that he doesn't want to do just because bill wants him to. if you even care.

[derrystims]

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bichie red/blue stimboard with clay cracking and arcade stims for anon

art by @vvanini !

[incorrect-losers]

Bill: Any questions?

Richie: Yeah, I have a lot of questions

Richie: Number 1: How dare you?

[darkcrowprincess]

poly losers club thoughts:

Things are bad when Bill and Richie are missing together. Or have gone off somewhere together with some crazy plan. Because you know chaos is about to happen. If Bev is with them thats even worse because she'll enable whatever stupid shit they're doing.

[blueberry-bar]

Info dumping about my two Hachetfield ships I have effort to right for right now‼️‼️‼️ gonna rant abt the other later

Brooke X Sophia

Just hear me out on this one, I’m 99% sure they’re both like 17-18 and they’re both fire lovers.

So they met in lunch detention, and Sophia immediately has a fat crush on Brooke

And Brooke is an oblivious mess but she thought Sophia was pretty and casually compliments her. And ANYTIME that she complimented her Sophia’s face was on fire (heh pun)

They were supposed to go to homecoming together by Sophia got suspended for burning in girl’s bathroom so in revenge Brooke set it on fire again during homecoming.

I need a ship name for the sillies

Richie X Tegan (stupid oc one)

They’re like an obnoxious couple who make out in the hallway like they ARE pda.

Richie is the most unhygienic man ever and Tegan is like “WOAH 🫣🫣😍😻😻 HE’S SO FINE!!!”

Richie got with her by ranting about Naruto and he compared her to Misa from death note or something and she thought that was the sweetest thing ever (she has no idea what death note is)

Also if richie survived npmd they’d get to be happy and go to homecoming together <33 I hate bichie but they are funny to write for

[antisociallilbrat]

Poly Losers Publicity

This is an idea, a back bone of a fic that I'm never going to write so I'm putting it here. If you want to write it, go ahead. I just need to get these brain worms out of my head. This is from my Poly Losers Au.

So like Richie, Bev, and Bill are all relatively famous? Richie is a famous comedian (who I headcannon him being on SNL at one point in his career) and then you have Bev who is a famous fashion designer? Like her work rivals Gucci and other major fashion brands. Then you have Bill who is like the horror novelist, who always has his books being adapted into movies.

So anyways the public is nosy and wants to know who's banging who. Richie, Bill, and Bev, along with the other Losers have decided to keep their relationship a secret. Yeah being gay/bi is okay but they don't want to have to explain why they're in a relationship of seven people. Bev, Richie, and Bill handle this in many different ways. Bev just deflects any relationship questions in interviews and Richie jokes that he's a whore and no one will date him. (Stan and Eddie give him so much shit over that bit) and Bill,,,poor bb flounders.

Bill likes to dedicate his books to his lovers. Each book he writes has a dedication that says something like: "To my lover who watches the birds", or "To my lover that is sun on earth", and naturally people ask who this lover is in interviews. And Bill just doesn't know how to lie so the general public just thinks that Bill's lover is a multifaceted person who loves to grow plants, bird watches, work on cars, and also writes poetry.

This all works for a while until Bill is caught in public holding hands with Ben. Magazines blow up like :"Is this the lover of many talents?? World Renowned architect Ben Hanscom??" so now they just let the public think Bill is dating just Ben. Also Bill and Richie got an argument over it that went like:

Richie: "This is so not fair, why do you get Ben?"

Bill: "It's not like I was trying to get caught!"

Richie: "Well if you get Ben then I get Mike!"

Bill: "Fine."

Richie: "Fine!"

Bill: "Fine!"

On Richie's next stand up he tells everyone he's dating this cute librarian named Mike and like with Bill, the press eats that up.

But fans are crazy right? Like they had a working theory that Richie was actually dating this high end accountant (Stanley) bc Richie had been spotted with him a couple times at fancy parties. (Stanley is a slut for fancy parties and Richie only goes to the ones he's invited to bc he knows Stan will enjoy it) But some other fans had a theory that Richie was dating high end fashion designer Beverly Marsh. Because Richie only ever wears her clothes on stage or in interviews. Plus they've been spotted being flirty before at award shows. So fans are a little confused when Richie announces he's dating a humble librarian.

But remember fans are crazy so it doesn't take long for them to figure out that Bill Denbrough also only ever wears suits out of the Beverly Marsh brand. Which is strange bc Bill and Richie have very much a bickering banter in the spotlight. So they're all left wondering, what does this all mean?

Because yes Bev avoids relationship questions but she always has the same guy with her as her 'date' at events. A man not much taller than her and he's been seen reassuring her at her runway shows. Calming down her anxiety. (Eddie is 100% Bev's unofficial manager and I like to think that Bev's fashion is her and Eddie's thing. He's the one who goes to all her shows.)

So at this point fans are going crazy. They have Bill who is dating the famous architect but has written too many dedications for it just be about Ben. Also some fans 'ship' Bill and Richie bc of how they play fight through the press.

Then there's Richie who is dating the "Librarian" Mike Hanlon, but also Richie has been spotted with at like Galas with one of the best accountants in the business, Stanley Uris and he constantly flirts with Bev in the public eye.

But Richie and Bill both exclusively wear Beverly Marsh. And Bev who avoids relationship questions but is seen with the same man at shows, who the fans had pieced together is Eddie Kaspbrack. Someone who owns a predominant limousine company in New York.

And this all falls apart after one particular award show, Bill's book turned Movie won an oscar, and the Losers were out celebrating at what they thought was a private party....only to wake up the next morning and see all hell break loose. There are photos of Richie making out with Bill and Ben. There's a couple photos of Bev scandalously dancing with Richie's librarian boyfriend, Mike. Then to top it off Eddie and Stan are spotted sneaking away from said party. Two people with romantic links to Bev and Richie.

The internet blows up.

Richie tweets out the next day: "So I see you've guys have met my lovers. Yes, plural. Told you I was a whore."

I honestly feel like this has been down before, and if it has please let me know. I just can't get this particular version out of my head.

[ur-not-reddie]

no, i don’t listen to sad love songs bc i’m heartbroken. i listen to them so i can write angst for my otp’s

[derrydeer]

i think that while eddie was literally treated like he was made out of glass and would shatter at any moment, bill was the true glass child.

i think while georgie was alive, he realised at the age of 6 that his parents had something else “more important” to worry about. he took on caring for himself at an extremely young age and took care of georgie too, leaving his well-being an afterthought in his home

when georgie died, i think a part of him (that he didn’t like very much) was happy that he would possibly get more attention at home. but we all know that didn’t happen

and i think that whenever eddie got sick or had a “skin cancer scare” and all of their friends would rush to see if he was okay, bill was a straggler. i think he wished that he could break his arm or have an asthma attack or get so sick he couldn’t be the leader anymore

i think a part of some of it maybe was also a form of passive suicidal ideation for him, to an extent. he didn’t want his emotional hurt anymore and he thought that if he got sick, or even died, that someone would finally care