strangehamiltonchild

[strangehamiltonchild]

Im also a hamilkin and do you have any tips on finding canonmates??????

There’s a bunch of sourcecall blogs floating around that you could send an ask to and hope for the best but unfortunately that’s about all you can do besides make your own post with the kin tags 😭

Wishing you luck on your journey anon 🫡

[strangehamiltonchild]

I literally used to read Hamilton smut on Wattpad…

Does anybody know any fics for hamilton that are good on wattpad?

"Just use a03!" No, the very first time I read a hamilton fiction on a03 it was jamilton smut and I literally couldn't read anything for a week. Any time I try and read on a03 all I see is smut.

I don't care if it's an au or if it's cringe I just wanna read on wattpad about hamilton

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[strangehamiltonchild]

Oh no! We need to protect the 38 year old minor! 😱 Clearly this poor adult man is being preyed upon by another, slightly older adult man! 😰 This is a real problem that we should care about.

about seabury-obsessed fan,

you have to be joking. NINE years is still fucking weird. seabury was WAY older than the king and you're justifying that???? god thats embaressing.

confessions referenced: 1

[strangehamiltonchild]

Hello anon would you like an in-depth explanation of my very complicated and too historically accurate Hamilton oc family tree

i really really like hamilton OCs theyre so much fun i want to see more of them :3

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[strangehamiltonchild]

Ron Chernow 😭

Dear Alexander Hamilton's intellectual warrior: You can send this off anon, Ron Chernow, we all get it. It's okay

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[strangehamiltonchild]

My Hamilton kids modern AU headcanons (except you can tell who my favorite is)

Under a keep reading because there’s a lot of them

Philip Hamilton (he/him)

20yo

6’3

Queer & trans

Dating Theodosia, used to date George Eaker

Hardcore stoner

Wants to be in the government someday like his father

Bleached his hair once as a teen and has kept it the same ever since

Angelica Hamilton (she/her)

18yo

5’7

Aroace

Autistic (special interest is birds)

Lolita fashion

Loves to sing and wants to be a Top 100 artist one day

Performs in productions at her local theatre

Alexander Hamilton Jr. (he/it)

16yo

5’4

Queer & trans

Has an intense crush on Theodosia

AuDHD (special interests are true crime and horror, currently hyperfixating on Saw) & BPD (FP is his mother)

Plays the flute but isn’t very good at it

Stoner, gets high to escape reality, gets his weed from Philip

Physically and emotionally abused by his father in private, is scared out of telling anyone by his father threatening to hurt him worse if he does

His mother’s favorite child ❤️

James Alexander Hamilton (he/him)

14yo

5’1

Cishet

Wants to be a writer

John Church Hamilton (he/him)

10yo

4’9

Loves history

Always reading, has a bookshelf with his favorite books so he can reread them

William Hamilton (he/him)

5yo

Follows Alex like a lost puppy, Alex hates it and often lashes out

Only ever wears his panda onesie

Eliza Hamilton (she/her)

3yo

Aspiring artist

Often paints on the walls to her teachers’ annoyance and parents’ amusement

Philip Hamilton (he/him)

1yo

Likes to do baby things 🤷‍♂️

Is the “replacement child” after Philip moves out

☆ Bonus ☆

Theodosia Burr (she/they)

19yo

6’1

Pan & demigirl

Dating Philip, also used to date George Eaker

Has been doing archery since she was a kid, also plays basketball and is on her college’s team

[strangehamiltonchild]

haii 💘

[strangehamiltonchild]

🎶🎶If I can prove that I never touched my balls do you promise not to tell another soul what you saw? 🎶🎶

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[strangehamiltonchild]

Maria and Eliza weren’t related, stop spreading that

It was made up by someone who believed Hamilton faked the affair and knew Maria through her being Eliza’s relative

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[strangehamiltonchild]

just accept that all of these americans were somehow related and stop crying about proship or not proship <3

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[strangehamiltonchild]

As a shipper of both I have to agree 😔

lams is straight dogwater. unseasoned chicken breast ahh ship tbh. jamilton better!!!!!!!!!!!

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[strangehamiltonchild]

🫡

How does it feel to be friends with the real life Alexander Hamilton Jr.

Hi! I’m the one who sent the Hamilton kids ask… 😅

- @strangehamiltonchild

We're friends now

[strangehamiltonchild]

@strangehamiltonchild 💥💥💥

[strangehamiltonchild]

@strangehamiltonchild 💥💥💥

[strangehamiltonchild]

I need that edit right now 👁️👁️

I love King George x Hamilton I see so many people hate on it but I just 💥💥💥💥💥

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[strangehamiltonchild]

"They're cousins" this "They're cousins" that and they're actually like really vaguely related

Like c'mon I dont even *know* all of my 2nd cousins, I could make out with one of them in a party without even knowing it. Who are your 3rd 4th 5th cousins to u? Bunch of strangers. Genetically, you're barely related. Morally? Let's be real, who cares? I mean, I understand (and agree with) being averse to relationships between siblings or 1st and 2nd cousins, but like... very distant relatives?

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[strangehamiltonchild]

Wait I didn’t know anyone else liked it?? It started as a joke for me you mean people actually like it?? Kingham shippers where are you please follow me

I love King George x Hamilton I see so many people hate on it but I just 💥💥💥💥💥

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