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>"nobody's gonna help you in the real world!!"

>go outside

>love and support in many places as long you have the courage to ask for it

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Cybertruck blew up outside Trump's hotel in Vegas. Wild footage, I've never seen an EV flat-out detonate like that and I'm thinking that it wasn't the battery.

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MESSAGE TO ALL BITCHES: WE ARE SURVIVING THIS YEAR NO MATTER WHAT.

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its a common misconception that mr beast is smiling in his thumbnails. hes actually doing chimpanzee aggression face

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the mirror neurons really do their job

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he has the ultimate power

✨ print ✨

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was having a minor crisis but this appeared in my head and it was so stupid it just snapped me right out of it

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As a farmer.. homie thinking he is hot shit for hauling ONE BALE is so fucking funny let me put a rack on the back of my 02 dodge and i can haul fuckin 10 bales without needing the headers

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you fuckers thought i forgot about elf practice didn’t you?

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after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

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the courier in FNV is so fucking funny if you’re just good at tanking damage and dogshit at dodging attacks because they get shot two (twice) times, get revived, and suddenly they can start sleeping off gunshot wounds to the head, dynamite to the legs, and having their torso littered with laser rifle holes. like can you imagine being benny and knowing that the dude who stepped on three direct landmines and didnt break a sweat is after your ass. terrifying.

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ive been laughing at this picture for hours and i think its because it gives off the impression of the living embodiment of a dril tweet

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Chappell Roan could beat the shit out of a paparazzi Björk style and I’d still side with her