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using "Walburga's A+ Parenting" as a warning for child abuse in a marauders fanfic will never not be funny to me

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Good heavens I did NOT pick up on Ronan telling his Latin teacher to get his cock out on the first readthrough

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Remember when Ronan was like “I’m a cursed being and all my life people have used my name like they’re talking about a weapon but Adam, prim, snarky, reluctant Adam who never lets me get away with anything, who is smart and beautiful, says my name and it sounds like he’s talking to me”?

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Adam Parrish in a brown leather jacket…ronan lynch in a black leather jacket… the couple everyone’s afraid of…cunt4cunt

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adam parrish is yet another victim of being trapped in the ya genre even though he’s obviously a freak who wants to go crazy

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biggest pet peeve in trcverse fics is if I read adam calling ronan "ro" I have a primal reaction. I close the tab so fast. like truly He Would Not Fucking Say That.

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Attempting to watch Daisy Jones because I’m a loser musician who is bored. I HATE BILLY. AM I SUPPOSED TO LIKE HIM. HE MAKES ME PHYSICALLY UNCOMFORTABLE. AM I SUPPOSED TO LIKE HIM????

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lady next to me is reading Harry Potter on this flight, while I’m reading jegulus and wolfstar fics. The duality of man.

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Found a copy of Half Bad in a bookstore today, where it’s been changed so that the types of witches are Fairborn and Blood witches. But I remember when I read that book in middle school and it was BLACK WITCHES AS THE BAD WITCHES AND WHITE WITCHES AS THE GOOD GUYS??? And I always found that SO weird. Why did no one stop her from releasing the book like that. Why did it take until it became a TV series for it to be fixed 😭😭😭

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iconic things suzanne collins did in sunrise on the reaping:

had haymitch declare himself an lgbt+ ally

confirmed snow is still habitually crashing out over lucy gray 40 years later

made me cry over the regina george of district 12

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I wish Maysilee Donner would've met President Snow. He wouldve said some corny shit like "Snow lands on top" and she would've eaten the words and chewed them right back up so nasty that he would've been so ashamed to say them ever again.

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we don’t talk enough about how this was a jerk off joke.

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Man what the FUCK

Just started yellow jackets season 3

Did tai and van just KILL A MAN BY RUNNING AWAY INSTEAD OF PAYING THE CHECK

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I don’t like adult misty she fucking pisses me off SO BAD

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Maysilee Dooner having to witness the mockingjay pin she hates with every fiber of her soul, being turned into the symbol of the revolution because her lovely niece gave it to Katniss before her Games.