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everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.
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those creepy siblings next door
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man this year is gonna be the year i either die or become someone else i dont know which one maybe both
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Fish-rice integration is exciting. You harvest both fishes and rice on the same land. Do you like it?
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reblogging a post a million times:
having to scroll past all the reblogs on my dash later:
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Otters will forever be the most dramatic creatures on the planet🦦
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jean moreau :

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I cannot believe dan and phil have a crush on each other
and 15 years of them making it everyone's problem
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"... bought... copper... from... this... shady fucker... bad quality... zero stars... "
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during my aftg reread i noticed this extra detail when neil is asked abt his sexuality
why is neil literally this tweet LMFAO

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The Monsters would have clocked Andrew’s crush on Neil from the way that man willingly wasted his cigarettes on him.
Just imagine Aaron, Nicky, & Kevin watching Andrew light Neil his Emotional Support Cigarette™️ for the first time. Andrew, who doesn’t share anything. Whose pack of cigarettes is on the “do not touch” list with his car keys. Who’s pulled a knife on ppl for grabbing his lighter (including Nicky.) Who just…lights this 5’3 ginger a “just to hold” cigarette, like it’s nothing, like it’s normal.
They wouldn’t be able to keep their shit together. They’d ask Neil what his intentions are, someone would get maimed, there would be blood everywhere. It would be chaos.
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Neil: I'm not lying, I swear on my life!
Andrew: I've seen your life, swear on something else.
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you know what’s fantastic? we’ll celebrate kevin’s birthday doing what kevin does best (thinking about jean moreau and jeremy knox)
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I see everyone's theories about Jeremy Knox but personally I believe they are all simultaneously true, every last one of them. Jeremy Knox has a dead sibling, that sibling is Seth Gordon, unrelated to this, Jeremy Knox has killed a person, he used to be a drug addict, he grew up in a cult, he's been to juvie, his family deals meth, his family is also the mafia and the cartel and corrupt politicians, he's had several toxic exes and his family is homophobic and he was in a street gang
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