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THE RUMORS WERE TRUE, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG

This was so fun, I had so much fun being a menace to @secret-third-thing. It was really hard at times because we do interact outside of these Santa and giftee interactions and I had to constantly make sure I remembered what Santa knew vs what daycourtofficial knew (which is very difficult when SOMEONE will ask you the same question as both identities)

STT actually accused me of being her Santa very early in and I’m actually pretty sure she figured it out in 8 hours (sorry I’m such an icon I’m so easily identifiable 😘). I was SCRAMBLING to make her think it wasn’t me - I even adapted small differences in writing, changing how I spoke, and lying my ass off constantly. I really thought I had botched the whole thing three days in, HOWEVER, I kept going because I thought it was fun and ultimately I really didn’t care if she knew it was me.

Want to give a big thanks to the moderators @acotargiftexchange - thank you so much for your hard work matching people and double thanks for matching me with STT. No one could have predicted this but boy do I hope yall enjoyed the show.

Thank you to all who have been following along. I hope you got lots of enjoyment out of this and were wrong about who I was.

Biggest thanks to @secret-third-thing for matching my freak. I did not expect my recipient to force me to take an ABO quiz, but here we are. When I had signed up for Secret Santa, I did so hoping I would get you and by god was it more fun than I had anticipated. You are a freak and I love you dearly for it.

PS you’ll get your fic in a minute, I know you have to scream about this first

Sleigh it ain’t so,

Santa (@daycourtofficial)

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I need you to know how invested I am in this reveal

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You can send them to my ask box or my messages. I won’t respond, but I will see them.

oh my godddd

where do i send my guesses btw?

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The North Pole doesn’t observe any set time zone. Time has no meaning here.

Why were you sending this at 3:43 am ET? HUH?!

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Let’s keep it that way

Keep you on your toes and humble

Waiting to find out who you are is like waiting to find out the results of a DNA test on Maury.

I’m certain @secret-third-thing has a list somewhere of her targets and is crossing names off as people post their gifts. I like to think the Hunger Games cannons go off with each crossed name

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If everyone could stop posting their gifts until after my reveal it will make STT’s life harder and mine full of glee

Waiting to find out who you are is like waiting to find out the results of a DNA test on Maury.

I’m certain @secret-third-thing has a list somewhere of her targets and is crossing names off as people post their gifts. I like to think the Hunger Games cannons go off with each crossed name

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Waiting to find out who you are is like waiting to find out the results of a DNA test on Maury.

I’m certain @secret-third-thing has a list somewhere of her targets and is crossing names off as people post their gifts. I like to think the Hunger Games cannons go off with each crossed name

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you might not like me but the hot insane chicks on tumblr do

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It’s her, get her boys

🚨🚨🚨

You have to either move once a month for the rest of your life (and you cannot hire movers) or kill one of your family members

Which do you do

Easiest decision ever. Gonna take a page out of Eris's book and kill my Dad.

I SHOULD PROBABLY STATE THAT THIS IS ALL A HYPOTHETICAL FBI AGEnT YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS IS NOT REAL

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Very proud of you

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Happy thotsgiving @secret-third-thing

I commissioned this piece of sexy Beron from @dawneternal and it came out beautifully. It is my official submission to be in Beron Fuckers Anonymous please accept this offering I will humbly wait the council’s decision

I actually commissioned this before all of you coordinated and saturated the sexy Beron market. There’s no point there I just wanted it to be known.

Anyway, happy thotsgiving to all who celebrate but especially to the biggest thot of all @secret-third-thing 🦃🍆🫦

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So close, but also not!

The Devil’s _a_ilia_

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Me to you when you become too freaky for me

Do you like surprises

depends. are you ditching me?

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I could never

Do you like surprises

depends. are you ditching me?

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The _____’s ________

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We are so back baby

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