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Me:

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^^^THIS

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The Cash Clock is found as a download here. 

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ah damn it

I want to prove a point to a coworker of mine.

Pretend this post is the coronavirus.

If you see this on your dash, just reblog it.

Let’s show them how quickly this virus can spread from just one person.

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OCD is one of those mental illnesses that people show support for until they learn about what fucked up intrusive thoughts result from it. I’ve literally seen someone on here put in their byf “don’t follow if you have OCD with [insert intrusive thought here].

A lot of OCD intrusive thoughts are very terrible sexual ones involving the potential to harm loved ones...except these thoughts make YOU suffer, not other people. They aren’t true desires and beliefs; they’re called “intrusive” for a reason.

I’ve literally isolated myself out of fear from my intrusive thoughts, assuming I would hurt someone if I got close. So, it’s disappointing, to say the least, that people will think of you as terrible for what your mental illness already makes you feel terrible.

You have legal permission from Death2America Inc. to reblog this so long as you leave no cringe comments, which can result in a lawsuit.

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2/3

Reblog if you are ASEXUAL, SUPPORT ASEXUALS, or really really want to WEAR A REALLY FANCY BLACK CAPE

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😭😭😭

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE SNAKE MAN 🥳

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ALL HAIL

Iridescent clouds, looking like a rainbow in the clouds.

A diffraction phenomenon caused by small water droplets or small ice crystals individually scattering light. Larger ice crystals do not produce iridescence, but can cause halos, a different phenomenon.

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OKOKOK SO

i had a Thought™️

you may be thinking: el, what is this magnificent idea of yours?

moss

if there's one thing i know from owning snakes it's that shedding snakes are SLUTS for damp moss

they love it

and when there's no moss or anything of the kind they wriggle around on anything else they have to get the skin off

which leads me to this thought

janus. has. moss.

like

a lot of moss

he loves it

he wiggles around in it when he sheds

but what if he lost his moss or couldn't use it for whatever reason

then what

he'd just

wriggle

on any and all surfaces

this shit is so funny to me and i dont even know why

janus:

roman: wtf are you doing

janus, pausing his wiggling on the carpet to stare him in the eye: making my skin peel off, why?

roman:

roman: you're fucking what

janus shedding is SO FUCKING UNDERRATED. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA THE SHEER P O W E R OF THIS HEADCANON. THE HUMOUR POTENTIAL. THE ANGST™️. YOU CAN DO IT ALL WITHOUT WRITING THE SCALEY BASTARD OOC.

ITS LITERALLY PERFECT

WHY ARE THERE NO FICS AND SHIT ABOUT THIS WE'RE BEING ROBBED.

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remus: janny guess what, i just got my first period :DD

janus: what, remus that's ridiculous, boys don't get periods.

remus: then why is there blood coming out of my ass?

janus:

virgil: it's probably the gerbil we put up there

janus:

janus: THE FUCKING W H A T

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^^^ if your relationship is solely reliant on sex to be functional, it's not a healthy relationship

Love without Sex

I’m doing a Philosophy paper on Asexuality. Please reblog if you think Love without Sex is possible! I really need the data. Like if you think love has to have sex.

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i just.... i just think he's neat :')

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if we don't get janus in a skirt for his birthday i am going feral

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no thoughts head empty only the sides in the strawberry dress

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CHILE IM IN ENGLAND RN AND RHE S N O W

WE HAVENT HAD PROPER SNOW IN FUCKING YEARS THIS IS GREAT

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THIS IS AMAZING OP 10/10 I LOVE HIM

Work’s been busy these past weeks so I haven’t had much time to art but here’s some quick Janus expressions 💛

Snek boi makes me happy 🐍