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yall virgins still use this shit??? cope. seeing braindead and unrealsitic takes has never been entertaining and it still isnt 7 years post mortem

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Imagine an elf is given a job to do at a human institution. The humans think elves don’t need bathroom breaks, since they know they can hold it for days, but this elf has been traveling to reach their job, and has already been holding it to the point they are in pain. They ask for a break, but their job is important and time sensitive, so they admit they can still hold it when asked. After a full day of work, the elf tries to reach the bathroom in time, but they were never told where it is.

They pissed???? That's craZzzzyyyyyzyzyzyyyyy

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I want you to know that Tupac and Biggie thing made me choke on my own spit thanks for making my night

Dude fr fr idk what post you're talking about it's been like five years here's me looking fresh tho

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If you're still following me you're legally obligated to mail me 1(one) vape flavor of your choice. Highest nic available pls

Why do I have 10k followers still I haven't been on this app in like three years yall good?

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Why do I have 10k followers still I haven't been on this app in like three years yall good?

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pronoun in bio, opinions automatically meaningless

Shut the fuck up and look at my cars clean ass interior mongoloid

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Sometimes I wish I never made this post

ok so you know how the change my mind meme is made a by a racist transphobe ? heres a new version for us all

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Björk photographed by Nobuyoshi Araki, 1996

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i’m gonna put my act score in my bio just to flex on you weirdos

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hi, guys, my baby cousin ryan is almost eight years old, and he’d officially beat leukemia until ten days ago when we found out that he relapsed. finding a bone marrow donor is extremely hard, since he’s of mixed ethnicity (vietnamese/caucasian) and there aren’t a lot of people in the donor registry. if you’re 18+ and live in the United States, it would mean the world to me if you could register. you’ll receive a swab kit in the mail, and if you’re a match for anyone, you could save their life.

i know i don’t have a huge following on here and a lot of people don’t like these kinds of posts, but i have to try for my cousin.

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i had yogurt and fruit for breakfast. y’all missin out with that lack toes in mall bins :/

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i had yogurt and fruit for breakfast. y’all missin out with that lack toes in mall bins :/

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me, usin algebra to rant about shit

my friends: idk what the fuck those numbers mean but have fun!

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the scientific method involves eating leaves off plants.

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also guess who’s officially a member of an honour society AND a research group. it’s me.