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And the fact that he gave to vanessa all the love he never recieved, im crying

I’m...I’m sorry, I just this minute realized that there are people out there who have no idea that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the best fictional father out there. You guys don’t mind if I bombard your entire dashboard with proof right? Excellent.

BONUS: Doofenshmirtz around children he literally just met who wrecked his ‘inator’.

Literally I could go on and on with examples but my computer’s starting to crash from the amount of images.

The point is that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the greatest fictional father out there and anyone who says otherwise was hit by a Lie-inator.

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I’m sorry but if alexander david turner is playing piano in front of you, how would you be able to go on with your conversation ??? this video is literally so weird to me like i get not everyone is starstruck by him but come on, this is some pretty good music !!

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bye bye, baby. there’s so much i can’t touch, you’re all i want. but it’s not enough this time. and all the pages are just slipping through my hands and i’m so scared of how this ends.

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Rest in power prince Philip, gone too soon 😔🕊🕊

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He probably just sneezed

ok gang let’s start the bets on how it happened

- made tea too strong

- someone blew in his vicinity and he collapsed

- there was a wrong note in his private classical orchestra

- mi5

- one granule of sugar in his tea too many

- jopping by superm

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tomorrows news: prince philip has been released from the morgue, saying he feels "slightly better"

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the cunt could've died the same day as margaret thatcher but didn't.......useless til the end smh

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Taylors power

prince phillip listened to fearless and died instantly. mr perfectly dead !!

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my mind turns your life into f o l k l o r e.

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happy bday to belladonna of sadness !!

today marks the 4th birthday of alexandra savior’s debut album, belladonna of sadness !! this album means so much to me, it came around at a pivotal time in my life when i needed something like it. 

fav tracks: shades, girlie, m.t.m.e., audeline, ‘til you’re mine, & mystery girl

fav lyrics: “don’t you try to calm me down”, “in my mind/i’ve acquired a tangle i can’t undo”, “peripheral visions/playing tricks on me”, “strawberry split personality”, “open book, but/oh yeah, most of the pages are wired”, “you can look/but to touch you’ll have to pay a price”, “I ain’t crying/i’m just fine”, “the horizon drank me down”, “bogus psychosis/she floats on in”, “& she ain’t never anywhere/so you’re lucky that she’s here”, & “she gets in corners where water can’t”. 

happy birthday belladonna of sadness ! you were the beginning of an incredible music career, & i only hope alexandra continues to grow & evolve as an artist !!

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Taylor at Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2013

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What is Alex doing to Miles?

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Alex Turner and Miles Kane, Los Angeles July 2015