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whoever made that singer jaith au was cooking bcs i just found out my fav ptv song was written abt the lead singers ex and MY GOD

my GOD

KMAGINE. POP PUNK/EMO/ALTERNATIVE WHATEVER SINGER (And also screamer) KEITH DROPPING THE HARDEST BANGER ABOUT JAMES AFTER THEIR BREAKUP. YES KEITH SERVE WITH UR HEARTBREAK THE PAIN WAS NEEDED FOR YOU TO WRITE THIS BANGER

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POOKIES

i love them the besties ever

hotshot pilot and his engineer

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he's literally my babygirl i don't care if he's a grown ass man i will give him a little kiss

he’s so baby girl

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he's so down bad it's ridiculous

james when no keith

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i've been there, you just need to convert to katt and/or jaith trust me it's gonna save you

I don’t know if it’s the romance repulsion thing I’ve got going on right now or the 2 am thing but I’m so tired of Klance. It’s the only ship I see of the two and people hate anything else. Please broaden your horizons I beg you. Gay people are allowed to be happy with other gay people, I fear.

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this is me and @kuroochako with keith and matt

I love shipping shit nobody else has even thunk of. I’m 10k years in advance compared to these other gay people. It’s me and this one other person who wrote fics in 2010 and hasn’t posted since against the world. I’m reading this shit from the ancient scrolls and understanding it.

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i will take it upon myself to spread the matt holt agenda

and help spreading the james griffin one too

just for my personal entertainment

soon.

be prepared.

(threat)

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Just saw a video analysis about if the Scooby gang could beat Light Yagami. I wasn’t worried about the gang but I didn’t realize how cooked Light was. Velma alone is way smarter than L, Freddy would instantly see through the trapped drawer that hid the Death Note and Scooby is such a wildcard overall, who is immune to the Death Note because he isn’t human. So even if he gets the rest of the gang, Scooby is coming with a vengeance.

Funniest scenario is Shaggy and Scooby trailing Light only to be confronted by him. Light tries to kill Shaggy but can’t because he would never just give away his name as “Norville Rogers.” Light thinks Shaggy is some genius playing fourth-dimensional chess with him.

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the brick was thrown at me with violence.

didn't even hold my hand

So jaith council and fandom. (is there a council?)

do we think that when the paladins were making their tapes for their family's that Keith made one for James but he either deleted it or asked for it be separated from the other tapes just for James

like just imagine Keith rerecording it because he just keeps apologising for leaving James and how things ended between them (Situationshipped so hard that they became two halves of a whole) and James getting given it by Sam when he gets back to earth and James just listening to it on repeat or James seeing all the others paladins messages and not seeing one from Keith and just his heart breaking because he thinks it means he didn't mean anything

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krolia and tex's love story is tragic [spoilers]

i'm actually crying right now, it makes me so sad

she crashed onto earth, tex found her and said he'd help her. they both knew being together would most likely be temporary, but they started to fall in love.

they fall in love, have keith, both absolutely fall in love with their baby and would do anything for him.

tex gets hurt, krolia realizes she needs to leave to keep them safe and gives keith a kiss on the cheek goodbye.

she left to protect the two people she loved the most only for one to die when her child was young; the other to joined the battle she left to protect him from.

i actually can't imagine the grief and guilt she felt for leaving keith and tex and for her little family to fall apart when she was hoping that one day she'd come back to them and they could all be together.

they were so in love and deserved to be together; they deserved their little family

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i hc keith as trans and i tend to forget it's not canon, so every time i read something where i see him written as cis i always get a little scared, it's funny

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he wants him so bad

James as a birthday gift for bestie @kuroochako <3

dumbass got sunburned, someone should've helped him with sunscreen...

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THIS!!

this is so real to me

I keep seeing vids of artists drawing on their SOs back and arms, and feel like jeith would do that. Picture James, sprawled out on their bed after a long days, falling asleep as intricate designs appear on his skin. Or, when Keith is bored, he'll doodle on James's arms or legs. Either way, James's skin his adorned by his lover's art.

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a lot of twitter klancers yearn for jaith and they have NO IDEA

"me when klance has childhood rivals to lovers" "me when the klance is toxic" "me when klance has angst because keith left" or whatever like........

stop hating on the glorious anxiety king james guys i swear this ship has the Flavour™

i used to love klance as a ship in, like, 2019, but now i just see them as really close friends and their dynamic is absolutely hilarious to me because they're dumb as hell

(i'm not hating on the ship btw i still enjoy the fanarts)

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James as a birthday gift for bestie @kuroochako <3

dumbass got sunburned, someone should've helped him with sunscreen...

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i should really write something about my katt F1 au but i think the only two people who enjoy katt are @kuroochako and i atp

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never beating the keith kogane allegations...