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James: Do you think you'd love me in every universe?

Regulus: I don’t even like you in this one.

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c: @unboundprompts

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James: I brought you flowers.

Regulus: For what?

James: There has to be a reason?

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c: @writers-potion

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James: You’re so sweet!

Regulus: I could murder someone in two seconds.

James: Aw, you didn’t even say ‘murder you!’ You’re adorable.

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c: @words-on-pa-per

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Remus: Goodnight, I love you.

Sirius: You love me?

Remus: Sirius, we’re married.

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c: @words-on-pa-per

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I feel as if some of you Jily shippers are very confused.

As a Jegulus shipper, I don’t ship Jegulus because I hate Lily.

On the contrary, I ship Jegulus because I have ulterior motives.

Now, I can have Lily Evans all to myself

muahahahaha

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Thanks for the tag, @that-bitch-kat3!

Last Song: Say It Ain’t So - Weezer

Fav Color: Dark green but occasionally sage green

Currently Watching: My Little Pony (guys don’t hate pls you gotta understand & it’s a rewatch… I would appreciate any series recs though)

Last Movie: Cars 3 (I LOVE CARSSSS)

Sweet/Spicy/Savory: Sweet 10000%

Relationship status: Freshly single (I ended a toxic relationship on Monday lol)

Current Obsession: IT and Cars 🤭

Last Thing You Googled: Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff sr full name (AP Earth Science never gets boring)

No pressure tags: @my-castles-crumbling @suspensefulpen @reggies-fake-horcrux @jegulus-trash @sophsicle @siriusly-remu

NINE PEOPLE I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW BETTER

OMG TYSM FOR TAGGING ME @liass-21 !!!!! i am so sorry i drafted this tag and i thought i queue'd it and i didnt so 😭😭😭 its only like a month late. its fine everythings fine. aaaaaa 😭

LAST SONG? - "photograph" by the midnight! it is on my writing-for-top-gun playlist bc it has huge maverick vibes lol.

FAVORITE COLOR? - pink!!!! also lighter purples and blues and most pastel shades <3 and black

CURRENTLY WATCHING? - a streamer i have never watched before playing the remaster of of tomb raider i-iii bc i am excited about the remaster!! and those games are my childhood <3 not to be a million years old or anything sakfhfjfhg

LAST MOVIE? - unfortunately it was 'oz the great and powerful' 😭 if any of y'all enjoyed that movie i respect it, but i had to see it on tv at a friend's house and we were having a great time laughing at the very unexpected writing and acting choices being made lol

SWEET/SPICY/SAVORY? - aaaaaaaa i guess savory ?????? but sweet has a special place in my heart ajdhfjfhfjg

RELATIONSHIP STATUS? - committed long term relationship to ~my person~ <3<3

CURRENT OBSESSIONS? - well this is gonna be obvious but top gun primarily !!!! additionally, dan and phil !! mission impossible !!! fall out boy!! and even if the current obsession level is not as high as other things, i am always at least partially obsessed with a hundred other things and people that i am probably posting about at the same time lol

LAST THING YOU GOOGLED? - “oz the great and powerful reviews” bc i wanted to make sure that im not crazy and that other ppl also felt that movie was an insane fever dream (apparently due to the 44% on metacritic i guess they did lol)😭

tagging: aaaaaa @brambleberrycottage @daffodilstark @tellhound @torchflies @melancholydandelion @goosefilms @driftershunt @downthegenderriver @callsignstingray

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Remus: There should be no reason for you to be calling me at such an ungodly hour—

Sirius: I’m in love with you.

Remus: —because you should’ve called me way sooner. I’m on my way.

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c: @akwardsilince

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Sirius: Remus is ignoring me. What did I do to deserve this?!

James, watching Sirius eat Remus’ last piece of chocolate: I hope that was a rhetorical question.

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c: @writing-promptsss

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First Year Regulus: Do I talk too much?

First Year Evan: My guy, this is the first time you’ve spoken all day and it’s late in the evening.

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c: @akwardsilince

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James: Is that a dragon?! What’s it doing so close to Hogwarts?

Remus: Actually, it’s a Wyvern.

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c: @writing-to-survive

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Barty: Are you okay?

Evan, sobbing: I'm fine, so fine, ecstatic— WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE TO YOU, BARTY?!

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c: @girlwithherheadinthestars

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McGonagall: WHO STOLE THE TOILETS IN THE GIRLS LAVATORY?!

Sirius: It really wasn’t me this time.

Remus: Okay, why don’t I believe you?

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c: @prompts-in-a-barrel

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Regulus: You’re a failure.

Sirius: Yeah, but unlike you, I’m okay with that.

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c: @promptsforthestrugglingauthor

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Remus: Have you thought about his funeral plans, yet?

James: I haven’t put much thought to it. I can’t.

Remus: So, you’re just going to avoid it all, then.

James: No, I can’t. I can’t avoid it, Remus. I can’t avoid him. It’s impossible.

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c: @promptsforthestrugglingauthor

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Barty: I can even be your dog if you'd like. Isn't that nice? Me, on my knees, at your command.

Evan: You’re too ugly to be a dog, much less mine.

Barty: Right then, fuck you too.

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c: @akwardsilince

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Regulus: He doesn’t love me back.

Pandora: Potter looks at you like you hold the galaxy in the palm of your hand and you think he doesn’t love you?

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c: @celestialwrites

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Regulus: *walks into the kitchen to see James stacking bananas*

Regulus: What are you doing?

James: Making a banana castle.

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c: @girlwithherheadinthestars