"if you ship this thing it's because you're too naïve to understand that it's toxic and that you wouldn't like a relationship like this" actually it's because I see one of them as a mentos drop and the other as a bottle of coke zero and I want to watch the mess they'll be together
sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me
When will tumblr roll out a separate like button for when you’re sympathizing with a mutuals vent post!!
I don’t like that they’re suffering!! But I only have the ‘like button’!!! I want a button like..
Ppl hugging or a hot beverage or a teddy bear or SOMETHING to signal my mutuals that, “hey, you’re not alone, this sucks but you will get through it and be okay. And until then (and after) I will be here for you if you need me”