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wagwan - memeulous fanfic

You’re both in year 10, you’re a nerdy girl with no friends and Memeulous is a level 1 roadman at the same school.

Monday, 6:30. You wake up abruptly to the sound of Evanescence’s Bring Me To Life, which you had set as your alarm because you thought it’d be funny. Today was the first day of year 10 and you were dreading it. GCSEs would be hard, you knew it, and it meant you’d be in completely new classes and probably not have any friends. You quickly ate your soggy cornflakes and headed out to school, wearing your cool new Hollister hoodie to school underneath your blazer, even though that’s against the rules.

It was raining, so you arrived at school looking like a drowned rat having walked all the way there. You didn’t mind, most people didn’t notice your existence anyway. When you got to tutor, you were given your new timetable for the year. “Shit”, you thought – you had maths first. You pulled your phone out under the table to play some sneaky pocket Minecraft while your classmates discussed their new timetables.

Finally it was time to go to maths. When you got there your heart sunk as you realised there was a seating plan. You found your name on the teacher’s diagram and sighed in despair as you saw you were sat next to Peter – you knew you’d be facing some mocking for playing Minecraft. You went to your seat and prepared for a harrowing hour of GCSE maths when you noticed that the seat next to you was empty.

“Sorry I’m late Miss, I was smoking a weed,” came a voice from the door. Your heart skipped a beat as he walked towards you and sat in the empty seat – you hadn’t noticed it in your panic, but that seat belonged to Memeulous. His top button was undone, revealing a sliver of chest skin, and his blazer was slung over his bag like a badman.

You struggled to concentrate as the teacher explained how the GCSE course was structured – all you could think about was how the most intimidating boy in year 10 was sat right next to you. After the lesson, you were ready to go to your next lesson, English, when you felt a hand on your shoulder. You turned around and your eyes met with his, his bright blue orbs glistening in the yellowish light of the corridor. That’s when he said those 5 words.

“Wagwan piffting, what’s your bbm pin,” he uttered. You never thought he’d think to ask you, a Minecraft-playing nerd, for her bbm.

“I – I don’t have a blackberry. Sorry” you replied nervously. Crap, you thought. That’s not going to impress him. Quick, quick, think! “Your creps are safe though, fam,” A smile spread across his perfectly shaped head and you could feel your cheeks burning.

“You’re pretty peng, do you wanna come for a cheeky Nandos with the mandem?” You could feel your heart beating in your chest, you never thought this day would come. You nodded, feeling your whole face going red. The bell rang and you quickly said goodbye, realising you were going to be late for English. You made your way to English, smiling to yourself quietly. You couldn’t wait to tell all your Minecraft friends about this.