subbyjake

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Guys we've reached peak comedy. No one needs to make any jokes anymore, this is the one😂😂

hurt my labia call that a Labooboo

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MEEEEEE!! :3

i’m made of sarcasm and sexual frustration

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Damn I wish I was the girl kissing her feet🥺🥺

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Alright this guy might be onto something here....

Okay but being tied up and used as her personal sex toy might actually fix me

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Even a submissive boy like me recognizes the inferiority of Asian women

Please help reblog so that more men knows how to treat asian women like me.

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I'm not trying to undermine you or say that you're wrong or anything. But have you considered the possibility that the REAL mysticism could possibly be the friends we made along the way? Just a thought....

What’s the difference between magic and mysticism?

Magic is hard to define beyond "what people in a given society call magic"

Mysticism is distinguished because it involves trying to talk to God directly. A mystic is trying to achieve contact with some transcendent Other.

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Yeah this is hard to caption

…. yea idk what to caption this

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ALL THE RELIGIONS ARE FUCKING WRONG!

What happens after we die?

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nooooooo I fell for his trap!😭😭

Nobody is immune to the pathetic tboy look and I will use it for evil to suck people off and eat then out mwah ha ha

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She says what many of us don't have the courage to say......

"nooo I can't make porn because I have a chubby tummy" i would break my own legs to see porn with chubby tummies

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Obviously Jesus would top. He has to deal with being noble and pure of heart all day, he's gotta get out those toxic urges somewhere. I bet Jesus mercilessly pounds Judas until he begs for mercy. Honestly, it's just really clear that in a Jesus/Judas relationship, Jesus would top. I'm surprised there's even a discussion on the topic. Oh and also that guy was smoking some crazy juice or something because even the public libraries categorize Bibles as "mythology" for the purposes of categorization! It just doesn't fit anywhere else. But I think the more important point here is that Jesus would totally top the shit out of Judas.

dont tag bible stuff as mythology God isnt mythology

hi hello how are you. most if not all story-based religions are in fact considered mythology by definition including the abrahamic religions. god is in fact abrahamic mythos whether you think he’s real or not. im sorry if that upsets you but im assuming this is regarding the post i just reblogged and i have to say im surprised the part you’re upset about is me tagging biblicalia as mythology and not the entire discussion on who tops in jesus/judas ship discourse

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Boaner? I hardly know her!

I'll see myself out now

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It does make sense that someone would think that. I, however, am the opposite of quiet.

you should let me give you head because ill definitely stop when you start trying to push me off and i will absolutely listen when you say it's too much

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Sounds trustworthy!

you should let me give you head because ill definitely stop when you start trying to push me off and i will absolutely listen when you say it's too much

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I thought you'd never ask🥹

would u fuck my ass raw rn? 🥹

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HE JUST LIKE ME FR!!!

"My son is completely fine!"

Said son's reaction anytime he spots a slightly dominant woman:

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Studies show a rise in men getting pinned down after this was posted. I, for one, am all for this phenomenon. Just let it happen, boys!

So horny next man who walks through the door is getting pinned down 😤