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Fairy Tales are a necessity because they dare speak the truths that the world never wants to hear;

That adults are cruel to children.

That you will suffer injustice, but that doesn't give you the right to be unjust to others.

That there are negative consequences to indulging vices.

That upholding moral principles is always the better path, even in the face of hardship.

That you will die someday.

And that inspite of all the bad in the world, it is worth persevering and finding the love and joy that is out there.

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LEGO Skeleton Head in Green Science Jar

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Adolf von Becker (1831 - 1909) - The Cat on the Pillow. Oil on canvas.

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*redesigns your babygirl for animation*

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JURASSIC PARK 1993, dir. Steven Spielberg

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I think Spock could hang out with Squidward because they're the same type of cultured faggot but Squidward would get petty and mean about something and Spock would be like honestly mr tentacles I find this type of outburst very distasteful. & he would fix him

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I will never get over how much of Kmart's weird pseudominimalist home decor is clearly named by aliens

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Today's Walrus Is: Mysterious Ronin

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my cat's post-vet-visit dramatics are always very shortlived

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God gives his hardest battles (taking decent pet pictures) to his bravest soldiers (people with black cats)

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So you know this episode of Gravity Falls?

I am only just now, JUST NOW, realising that taking photos in this was was very silly. Dipper has access to modern cameras but he chose an old timey method that required him to set up a developing room in the shack. He had to buy all the equipment and chemicals and stuff. This must have been so much more expensive. And it's obvious to me NOW that that's the joke, but only just now. This came out YEARS ago and I've just never questioned it. "Oh of course Dipper would now need to develop the photos," my mind said, "that's the next logical step in this plan." I think I might be stupid.

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I could really go for some hardcore sax right now

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A copper retriever with her unoxidised puppies