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Dw we’ll hold down the fort

epic. smell ya later losers

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alright i'm gonna head out for a while, can you guys hold the fort down here while i'm gone

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traitor spotted. sic 'em, boys

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this forgotten snack table is an untouched bounty for me to enjoy. if anyone gets within five feet of the cream puffs im gonna go scarymode

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i don't like you

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hog activities

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must’ve been the wind

i was gonna ask why you're beefing with a scarecrow but then i thought about it for a couple seconds and yeah no this makes sense

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wh- that’s not?

nah, you’re fucking with me, i literally saw him move just a moment ago

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Funny and cool? Since when?

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throws a dodgeball at your head and disappears into thin air

every day i am attacked for being funny and cool

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I mean, did you?

you heard what i said about the bursting out of the ground thing. keep up

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You had a grandpa?

no, i was joking of course. i grew out of the ground as a fully-formed adult with no genetic line just like everyone else

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piglins deserve to be clowned on they literally cooked and ate my grandpa one time

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i'm fucking tired of everyone ignoring the state of the bastion. it is VISIBLY falling apart and everyone just pretends it's not because nobody wants to admit that the good old days are over. REPAIR THE BASTIONS

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sorry but this is a bad post. we literally have been repairing the bastions. do you think gilded blackstone just appears there? there is a guy filling in the cracks

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THERE IS A GIANT HOLE IN THE SIDE OF THE BUILDING. IT HAS BEEN THERE FOR THREE MONTHS

👨🏾 steve Follow

i can fill in the hole i have some blocks!

🐷 pig-rock-riot Follow

SNREEK 🗡️

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SNORT SHRIEEEK 🗡️🩸

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⚔️ HREEK oink oink SREEEK

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SHREEEEEK SNREEK ONK OINK OINK SHRIEK SNORKKKK 🪓🪓🪓

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"okay well how are you posting if your comm is off" maaaaaaaagic

"ooooh technoblade how did you know people were posting a lit if you comm was off" shut up

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"ooooh technoblade how did you know people were posting a lit if you comm was off" shut up

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turning my comm off again before tommy sees this and cyberbullies me. combatlogging.

why is it when i take a little break from being a tumblr girlie that everyone else starts posting again. idk man feels targetted