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Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example

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Before you post, think:

Is it groovy

Is it smashing, baby

Is it shagedelic

Does it give you mojo

Does it make others randy

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I’m such a mom I’m looking at pictures of my baby while she is sleeping in the same room as me. I just can’t stop, I love her so much. 😭

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She is perfect (even when she is not)

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I love how when people in Twin Peaks put stuff on the jukebox it’s always the most crazy and unhinged song you’ve ever heard. 

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My poor child doesn’t stand a chance of being cool. Watching the game awards with the baby.

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Watching Twin Peaks with my sleeping daughter on my chest. Life really doesn’t get better.

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reblog if the first musical you listened to was not Hamilton

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My husband wonders what our daughter’s Gen 1 starter Pokémon will be and I wonder who her favorite sailor senshi will be.

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the transition im crying

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Reblogging for that fence hop.

NATHAN FIELDER as ASHER SIEGEL

THE CURSE (2023) | 1x03 "Questa Lane"

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Everyone tells your your back will get fucked during pregnancy but no one warns you that having an infant is 1000% worse. Absolutely a mess over here.

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Perfect Blue Poster Design Edz Abellera Gatdula

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girls who like girls with swords