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Antivaxxers: The vaccines have microchips, the government is trying to track us!

The smartphones/smart tech in their house:

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• An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars.

• A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.

• A bar was walked into by the passive voice.

• An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening.

• Two quotation marks walk into a “bar.”

• A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.

• Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.

• A question mark walks into a bar?

• A non sequitur walks into a bar. In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.

• Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out -- we don't serve your type."

• A mixed metaphor walks into a bar, seeing the handwriting on the wall but hoping to nip it in the bud.

• A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.

• Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They converse. They depart.

• A synonym strolls into a tavern.

• At the end of the day, a cliché walks into a bar -- fresh as a daisy, cute as a button, and sharp as a tack.

• A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a cute little sentence fragment.

• Falling slowly, softly falling, the chiasmus collapses to the bar floor.

• A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting figuratively hammered.

• An allusion walks into a bar, despite the fact that alcohol is its Achilles heel.

• The subjunctive would have walked into a bar, had it only known.

• A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned by a man with a glass eye named Ralph.

• The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

• A dyslexic walks into a bra.

• A verb walks into a bar, sees a beautiful noun, and suggests they conjugate. The noun declines.

• A simile walks into a bar, as parched as a desert.

• A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to forget.

• A hyphenated word and a non-hyphenated word walk into a bar and the bartender nearly chokes on the irony

- Jill Thomas Doyle

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The fact that Cate Blanchett is married to a m*n just doesn't sit right with me 🤨

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Randomly felt the need to come out to my family on Facebook, but fuck that!!! So I'm doing it here instead.

World, friends, and family. I am a lesbian. I love women and I will marry a woman. I will share and repost a shit ton of lesbian things, and I am doing my thesis on Black, lesbian literature. Thank you 😘💖💖💖💖💖

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The dehumanization of our people is real

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I don't like straight opinions on lesbian literature.

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Being a lesbian is honestly amazing. We're so fucking stupid with love, but we have so much fun.

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Tf

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My brain blocking out all the important big words in an academic text on the discipline because my heart doesn't care.

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AMIGAS. CHEETAHS. FRIENDS FOR LIFE.

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TURN IT UP

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Death when he found out Emily Dickinson had something to say

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Serious question: would non binary folks who like women, don't identify with being a woman, and go by they/them, still be considered a lesbian?