Taylor ~ 30 ~ she/her ~ multifandom Joining this site might not have been the best decision I ever made, but it definitely was the worst. (header by @faorism)
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hot women named 'Heat Advisory' keep sending me messages
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the song of the summer is once again cut to the feeling by carly rae jepsen. yeah it's mandatory sorry.
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#and to this day i still ask: excuse me what?#leverage redemption#leverage#otp: pretzels#alec hardison#parker#and also#ot3: hitter hacker thief#eliot spencer
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Detect evil but it becomes increasingly clear that whoever calibrated it had some really weird moral stances.
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Being an adult in this recession and being like wow I am totally "splurging" on 3 new sets of cotton underwear and 3 pairs of socks like whoaaaaa hold your horses duke of the land where's all this money gonna come from
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i hate you summer i hate you heat i hate you sweating i hate you burning sun i hate you warm weather i hate you climate change
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sure I could become a slut. but you see, I'm scared
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not siobhan fully breaking brennan by solving this riddle over the course of mere minutes
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#lmaoooo#siobhan i am free on thursday if you'd like to hang out#please respond and then hang out with me on thursday when i am free#dimension 20
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I love chain lightening what a classic spell. fuck you and you and you and you and you and
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“here there be gerblins” is like what if you couldn’t save everyone. “petals to the metal” is like what if the love was there and it couldn’t save everyone but the love was still there. “crystal kingdom” is like what if the love was there and it couldn’t save everyone and it actually made things worse but the love was there. “the eleventh hour” is like what if love started all of this but you couldn’t save everyone (you couldn’t save everyone (you couldn’t save everyone (you couldn’t save everyone (you couldn’t save everyone (you could save everyone))))). “stolen century” is like what if you could try again (what if there was love) (what if you could try again).
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Feeling an incredibly weird specific nostalgia but what piece of media defined 2020 for you (as in you spent that year with it) mine is mtv's catfish
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“women don’t have the capacity for misogyny” have you ever met a mother
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When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M
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honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation
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Hamster Escapes the Most Dangerous Prison Maze 🐹
#hamsters will do fucking anything#i had a hamster who chewed out of his cage and jumped off the bookcase multiple times#this led to hos eventual death but before that#he was completely chill#this guy's fine
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