I go by Ezra Valentine sometimes26, perverted, genderless-robot. Beep. I play bass and synthesizers!
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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This machine wishes it could cool air like an air conditioner that way it doesn't overheat at work during a heatwave!
#machine#machinekin#robotkin#robot#its too hot out#and my boss is a dick for no reason#we bought an ac with our money and he took it away
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I'm glad you guys like the heavy machinery post but don't expect another good post from me. I'm not good at making them...
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Pride! This machine is wishing a happy pride month!
#robot#I hope I dont have to work on the day the church does the antipride march again#I had to give them free snowballs#it sucked because they needed to say a password (jesus loves you) to get it and there were hundreds of people
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my fave writing reminder
honestly, this phrase has been on my mind more times than i can count. i've kidnapped it, taken it as a hostage with no ransom money because i need it to live permanently in my head.
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Did a thang
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I'm curious. Share your machinekin/robotkin inspired Spotify playlists or songs with me if ya got 'em! I'm looking for more songs for my own playlist that aren't just Daft Punk songs.
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Self portrait I did in Aseprite
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💐 Flowers 💐
Really wanted to see her in straw hat so bad, also flowers on robot are sooooo PEAK i just can't augh! 😭💕
Art Tag | Websites
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I'm the heavy machinery you shouldn't operate on certain drugs but I say it's okay to operate me anyway you like
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This machine needs to meet other machines...
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EMERGENCY POST
Hey guys my service animal has a blockage and it’s either 2500 or euthanasia anything helps my cash app is in my bio I also have other sites I will literally give anyone all the free content they want I cannot loose him I’m tagging this with my regular tags in the hopes of getting reach

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Remember that feeling when you would put your hand close to a CRTs screen and you could like sorta feel the static?
That wasn't static
That was the CRT licking you like a dog would. It loved you like one too.
I miss the little licks the screen would give me :(
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New CRT head in the works. Well actually it's done but I wanna add some cool features to it such as lights.
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This machine has had a bug for 3 days and would like it to go away now...
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