suhara1

[suhara1]

I'm bored and have nothing better to do, so hit me with your weirdest Carmen Sandiego questions. Go as weird as you want — no limits, no filters. If it's cursed, I want it.

– Bored-ass teenager

[suhara1]

Things that keep me awake at night Carmen Sandiego edition.

1. Le Cheves name title sequence. You can NOT tell me it doesn't look like he's about to pole dance. The lighting, pose, angle etc all scream he's about to slay.

2. Players voice difference in season 1 and season 4

3. The way Gray says Tchaikovsky in Crackle Goes Kiwi Caper. It's TCHaikovsky not CHAIkovsky. He is a composer, not a drink.

4. Carmen's hair care routine. There is no way it grew that luscious with hotel shampoos.

5. Shadowsans outfits and where do I purchase them.

[suhara1]

I finally got my blanket! My mom took the photo and sent it to me. She washed it so I can't retake the photo. This is the best quality we got. It's very big and soft.

[suhara1]

Speaking of Carmchase, I feel sorry to recall the time when many people liked this ship... and now it's unpleasant to many because of the age gap, heterosexuality and other factors. I used to have support and like-minded people, but now I'm just a scapegoat and the main evil that everyone blocks, despises and considers trash. Your ship was just quiet, but mine died even before all this conflict.

Yeah my ship is Gay and people in this community like Gay ships. But it doesn't mean people don't like straight ships. I'm sorry your ship died, but it doesn't mean you can't still ship it. And don't tell anyone else that their ship is bad even if they like your ship a little less than theirs.

[suhara1]

What are your ideas about Shadow-san/Zack?

I kinda like the ship. It's almost the same as Carchase, but with characters I like. It's a weird ship, but I ship it.

[suhara1]

After unexpectedly leaving V.I.L.E. and reconciling with Carmen, Shadow-san (the unflappable ninjutsu master and former faculty member of the villain academy, who always valued solitude) and Player (the genius Canadian teen hacker whose life was once confined to computer screens) did the unthinkable—they bought a derelict cabin in the Siberian taiga, got married in a local chapel (Shadow-san insisted on minimal ceremony, Player hacked the registry via satellite), and acquired ten sheep, each named after failed V.I.L.E. operatives.The sheep, bearing names like "Crackle", "Brunt", and "Black Sheep" (in honor of Carmen), roamed freely through the house. Shadow-san would meditate among them, folding origami from stolen ACME documents, while Player set up automated herding drones, grumbling: “Boris, don’t chew my cable! Our satellite internet’s gonna cut out…”. In winter, the flock slept in the main room, warming their owners. Naïve ACME agents searching for a "villain base" reported to their chief: “There’s nothing in Siberia but tea ceremonies, sheep, and some weird guy in a cap yelling at a Wi-Fi ewe…”. Only Carmen, who sent them a sweater made from the sheep’s wool, knew the truth: Shadow-san’s pristine carpets were a myth on par with V.I.L.E.’s honesty.

That's cool. (My brain stopped working so can someone explain what this means?)

[suhara1]

Shadow-san has the right manicure to dig potatoes

Yeah he does!

[suhara1]

It's possible that Shadow-san never hugged Zach with care and protection...

Yes

[suhara1]

I went to a farm and saw bunnies!!!! I got to pet a bunny!!!!!!!

I'm so happy :D

[suhara1]

Does Shadow-san make donuts for Zach?

Probably, but I think he would make donuts with Zack.

[suhara1]

Would Shadow-san go to the funeral of Chase's jacket with Chase, Zach, and the Player?

Zack would probably force him to go. Would he go on his own? No.

[suhara1]

My little fedora.

[suhara1]

It's Suhara. It's a very nice name! I wonder what he will do if you call him by his real name....

(I really love your style! It's so good!)

I know Shadowsan's actual name! I got it from V.I.LE's database and stuff. (Don't ask how I got in) So? Wanna hear?

... Go on.

[suhara1]

I feel like Shadowsan would genuinely enjoy Imagine Dragons. Is it just me?

(Or maybe my parents just really need to change the car playlist. It’s always Imagine Dragons playing. Every time. I don't hate it, but I want other songs, please.)

[suhara1]

My shitty fedora

I hate it so much. It's so shitty.

emerging from my hole to say chill out, use the block button, don't be racist. now everyone go draw a shitty fedora in the margins of your notebook and reblog with it and then compliment someone else's fedora discussion post style. we will be nice if i have to drag it the fuck out of you for a grade

here's my shitty fedora. i didn't have a notebook handy. your turn

[suhara1]

Does Shadow-san like zucchini?

Probably.

[suhara1]

I think Shadow-san is the god of zucchini!

Yeah totally.