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Sehun: Type in your password

Jongin: Your password

Password is incorrect

Jongin: Tf?

Sehun: Try again

Jongin: Again

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Chanyeol: What if our initials were inverted?

Chanyeol: Cark Phanyeol

Jongdae: Jim Kongdae

Minseok: Mim Kinseok

Kyungsoo: Ko Dyungsoo

Baekhyun: Byun Baek-

Baekhyun:

Baekhyun: You know what I didn’t wanna play anyways

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Chanyeol, running into the dorm and yelling: HEY! HEY!

Minseok: Be quiet, Junmyeon is sleeping for once

Chanyeol, whispering: Sorry

Minseok, whispering: So what’s the problem?

Chanyeol, whispering: Me and Sehun started a fire

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Choi Minho is the boy everyone in school had a crush on and you can’t change my mind

If you disagree you’re just in denial

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Taemin: What time does judgmental express get here?

Minho: Kibum arrives at noon

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Wonshik: Why can’t dinosaurs clap?

Jaehwan, happily: Because their hands are too short-

Taekwoon, dead serious: Because they’re all dead

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Junmyeon: Jongin said a cuss word today

Minseok: Where the fuck did he learn that?

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Baekhyun: Chanyeol, can you turn the light on please?

Chanyeol: I don’t have to, youre the only light that I need in my life

Baekhyun: Aw, that’s so sweet-

Minseok: Turn it the fuCK ON WE CANT SEE

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Kibum: Guys I got us a puppy

Jinki: Pfft, hes not even that cute

Kibum: Jealous much?

Jinki: Jealous? Me? Never

Later that night

Jinki, to the puppy: Listen here you attention hog-

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Yixing: What are you doing?

Sehun: Appreciating fine art and literature

Yixing: But you’re just staring at your section of the album

Sehun: Yeah, and your point?

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Junmyeon: Why are you two out during a storm?

Kyungsoo: It’s so peaceful, refreshing. I love the smell of fresh rainfall

Chanyeol: Kyungsoo bet me 20 bucks that I couldn’t get struck by lightning and he’s WRONG-