A feral 5 foot seal that really likes birds, women and bagels 👍 ☆ Mostly shit posting and lesbian yearning ☆ She/Him but idm all pronouns! ☆ (8sin(30°) + log(100000)+ cos(90°) - ( -7 + 5) + 3sin(90°)) + 1 years old :33 (MINOR)
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#me core#i love speaking to babies like theyre my age its so funny#and being sarcastic#bc tben thwyre just like “Yeah! :D”
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me: oh the newest version of ios has ai integration that will like summarize long text chains and stuff
ciro: cool let me try

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🤗 i dont like this emoji. this is not a hug to me. this is someone doing condescending jazz hands in my general direction when i am in need of affection. not comforting.
🫂 i love this emoji. this is a hug. we are hugging and its nice. and as a special bonus they appear to be my old friends from the msn messenger logo? very comforting.
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Just received confirmation this beauty will be officially back in stores later this year. Thanks to everybody who has requested it over the years!
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Vent ig idk man it's not as bad as the other ones don't read it tho i'l probably snap out of it and delete this in a few hours ughhh don't read this I'll die of embarassment if you do then I'll resurrect and kill myself
I know I've been going on about healing and healthy relationships and all that and it's great and I love my friends but my healing journey actually started by losing one of my friends. I won't go into much detail about it but it was no fault of their own and I just kind of realised that we'd become two different people and like we weren't rlly friends anymore and it freaked me out and this person was my whole LIFE like I obsessed over her more than I did my girlfriend (before we got together and he helped me thru all that ofc) so that rlly shook me up and I went through all this shit because I was like holy shit we're not friends anymore holy shit do I even know you do you even think of me as often as I think of you we haven't spoken in months you never try to see me if I'm back in town you don't care about me as much as I care you and I really crashed out over that but my friend William helped me through that and eventually I was like. Well. Gotta move on lock in for gcses. So I did. And rhats when I got better. When I accepted thst we weren't as close. But as I kept getting better I realised we wrre never close. I didnt know him at all. I was infatuated with this idolised persona I had created with her for no reason at all bc I was in such a crappy place and they just happened to have the misfortune of being my friend. Of being my will to live. And again, that's scary. The idea that clinging onto this person who I never really knew was the thing holding me back all along. I used tk think I'd kill myself without her. Yet I needed to forget them to be happy. And I hate that. The worst thing is, he doesn't know about any of this. She probably hasn't even noticed I've distanced myself. And they'll never know. Because they never knew me. We weren't friends. Ever. If I told her all this she'd probably tell me to shut up and I'm being paranoid but I've lost sleep over this, I'm not lying for once. It just fucking sucks because all my memories before I moved were of them, and I think back to those times and I just want the illusion of happiness back. I want him to compliment my art again. I want her to spam yee haw in the chat again. I want to be called random pet names in french. I want to text them every day again. I want them to consume my every waking thought forever. But I can't have that. It's not good for me. And it wasn't for her either. Fuck man. I'm happy, I really am. I've got an amazing support system and my love for people isn't possessive and violent anymore. But dammit I wish I could've done all this with them. He shouldve had this side of me. We shouldve been able to have a normal friendship. But I had to be a fucking idiot. I wish I could say sorry. I used to wish that she'd hate me you know. Just so I could force myself to detach from them. And I secretly hoped that meant they'd obsess over my like I do them. That was just another cheap way out of accountability though. We were just holding each other back. I wonder if they even think of me.
I know I sound all hung up over an ex or whatever but I think I needed to say all this. I feel like now I can actually let go and accept that they're just not a part of my life anymore. I miss you dude, more than you'll ever understand
#sighhhh#please dont read this guys im so cringe#its kind of freeing letting this out on a public platform though TwT#i can pretend someones heard my screams#dont tell me if you have though thats so embarassing#this aint even half of it as well i could go on and on about this hoe#theyre not a hoe shes the light of my life#fuck my stupid baka life#im yeeting that light off a tower#but i hope it lands on a pillow and gets amnesia#so it forgets all about the tower
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So I've just been informed that apparently waffle is British slang???? Is this true???? Do you guys have no idea what I mean when I say sumarmz waffles??????
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Third possibility: chest head

The ability to turn reblogs off has really added a new dimension to shitty posts
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First possibility: flexibility
Second possibility: portal gun

The ability to turn reblogs off has really added a new dimension to shitty posts
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The ability to turn reblogs off has really added a new dimension to shitty posts
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Someone give me motivation to finish this can be positive can be toxic idm
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I'm trying to read yuri in peace when these STUPID FUCKING FLIES keep spawning in my room and distracting me so i have to take breaks to kick them out ( ;`Д´)
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