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"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing
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they should make a video game based off the minecraft movie
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This is it, this is my worst joke for sure
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i CANNOT remember the name of this wild wlw manga where the protagonist comes out to her dad about being a lesbian and her dad is like “phew that’s a load off my mind because your mother was a lesbian too and i’m gay and we just bearded up because we wanted children”
and the protagonist gets a bit sour because it was meant to be her big coming out and she got like one upped
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Joseph Ducreux (1735–1802) was a French artist known for his expressive and unconventional self-portraits. Unlike many portraitists of his time, who adhered to strict formal conventions, Ducreux infused his works with humor, exaggerated expressions, and an almost modern sense of personality.
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this is so funny i'm gonna throw up. hey everyone did you hear about the new false advertising bundle on steam
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How do I tell Steam not to bother sending me an e-mail unless that shit is $5 or less?
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you know what’s crazy. you can do just about anything
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"gambling addiction" is kind of like if people regularly opened pits with spikes at the bottom in public areas and made lots of money from people falling into the pit and so they started greasing the edges and putting these pits in every public space and lobbying to be allowed to install them in people's homes and when someone fell into the greased spike pit in their house they said "oh thats so tragic, they had an addiction to deadly spikes, we obviously support everyone having a safe and healthy responsible relationship with the greased spike pits we're building"
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stupids
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wish I had enough radiation to set off a geiger counter but come with no health repercussions
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