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Trump is dead this and Trump is dead that. The obvious answer for Trump's sudden disappearance is that Trump has gone into his very first heat and the Whitehouse is trying to cover up that he's an Omega
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pet peeve of mine whenever I talk about being bisexual online and people want to make it about them
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Finally got around to finishing the SamBucky proposal comic!!
Inspired by the thought that a ring wouldnt work on buckys metal arm, so maybe Sam would get a whole new arm made with a ring integrated into it
Let me know what you think!
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and sometimes it feels like I’m the only jontim shipper left in the world
#speaking of which can we get a new ship name#why the fuck would we choose the same as a Batman ship bame#obviously we’re never gonna have content in the tag#what about like#stims#timathan#jonothy#simker#I don’t fucking know#just something else#anyway#tma#riv rambles
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my favourite screenshots from "tma but it's buzzfeed unsolved" (26/???)
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stupid fucking doodles on a post-it with my shit camera.




very thin line that separates X-Files and TMA. an even thinner one between Mulder & Scully and Jontim

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elias in hades, perchance?
if tma were a hades-style roguelike I think it'd be entertaining to have elias just show up like a little bitch and give you tasks that eventually give you rewards. I don't think he'd show up as the final boss until much later on in the story (equivalent to the hades epilogue) where he'll become the eye's pupil and the player (presumably jon) has to kill him to stop the eyepocalypse or smth (don't question my thought process too much I haven't actually rationalised it all in my head yet lol)
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Fell into the AU trap hole. X-Files Jontim because they are so them.

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I am making the executive decision that while, yes, JayVik is very JonMart coded. It is infinitely more JonTim coded. In this essay I will-
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relistening to tma don't hmu real ones knkw what's wrong
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personally I think it would be hilarious if all of jon’s archival assistants have dated mike crew at one point or another. they’ve all mentioned having an ex named mike, but it’s a common enough name (thanks jonny) that none of them think anything of it. and then jon finds out that not one, not two, but ALL THREE of his assistants have dated the same goddamn avatar of the vast
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Wanted to draw some of my favorite duos in tma (I’ll be drawing more of these probably so consider this the first batch) if I ever do decide to sell merch of any kind these are gonna be stickers
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i don't forgive you. but thank you for this
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stream wishbone from conan gray please and thank you
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GIVE ME TIMOTHY STOKER OR GIVE ME DEATH
#tim stoker#tma#the magnus archives#I miss him every minute of every day#timothy stoker#if anyone spoils tmagp for me ill die bc im doing a tma relisten that i started when season 2 of tmagp came out#riv rambles
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