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Mfs on reddit be like "how do we feel about touchdowns" in r/football
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I want to shove my fat nasty cock down his throat and piss till he bursts. I will not be aroused. It will be an act of hatred.
Edit: I should be more discerning with what I post when I'm filled with existential angst.
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Why why why does a button not do what it's supposed to do. I can't do anything about it. I'm not the guy programming the app. I hate computers. This is why I'm a CS major. Spite. Computers are evil and I need to be stronger than them.
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Hyped to be the guy in the concentration camps telling everybody I told you so
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If I ever kill myself, it was a computer's fault
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Anyone that intentionally makes their vehicle louder deserves to be shot
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Maybe Elon is just a Lobelia Girl
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Fell asleep with my fuck machine still on. Got the craziest nightmares.
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❤️🎶❤️
I be in the kitchen cooking pies with my baby
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If "YouTuber" was in the DSM5 it'd have a picture of James Donaldson riiiight next to it
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