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^ what a bluegill might say moments before biting onto my baited hook

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This little ✨Sir✨ is everything good in the world and must be protected at all costs

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i love riz gukgak because hes a little cunt but is also kind and gentle at heart and i love gorgug thistlespring because he is kind and gentle at heart but is also a little cunt

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Toads I think? I found them while doing lawn work. Anyone able to ID them?

Area is Southern Michigan

Enjoy the little amphibians though

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Jeffrey Gibson

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Green pot with plant    -   Elena Climent , 2020.

Mexican, b. 1955-

Oil on linen on bord, 8.5 x 11 in.

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Winter Light -   William H. Hays , n/d.

American, b. 1956 -

Color linocut reduction on paper, 12 x 9 in. 31 x 23.5 cm.  Ed. 20.

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Russia, 1881: We’re gonna kill any Jew that doesn’t flee Russia. We’re restricting Jewish emigration to Europe, but permitting emigration to the Middle East.

Germany, Austria, Italy, Hungary, Romania, Bulgaria, Finland, Slovakia, Croatia, France, and others, 1933-1945: We’re gonna kill every Jew in Europe. Flee to the US or Palestine, or die trying.

The US, 1927-1952: Yeah sorry we’re restricting Jewish immigrants to like. 300 people per country. So good luck getting in. We recommend that Jews go to Palestine instead. Btw we are looking to take in Nazi scientists if you know any

Egypt, 1947-1950: We’re rounding up all our Jews and deporting them to Israel

Iraq, 1951-1952: We’re rounding up all our Jews and deporting them to Israel

Algeria, 1962-1965: We’re pressuring and intimidating Jews in the hopes that they’ll all leave the country and go to Israel

Egypt, 1956: We’re rounding up all our Jews and deporting them to Israel (again)

Egypt and Libya, 1967: We’re rounding up, torturing, and killing all our Jews. The ones that survive can flee to Israel

Poland, 1968: The Jews in our country are already loyal to Israel. They will face dire consequences if they don’t leave our country and go to Israel

Ethiopia, 1974-1985: We’re going to marginalize and eventually try to kill all our Jews, and the only way they can escape is by being airlifted out of the country by Israeli helicopters

The US, 2023: Why can’t the Israeli Jews just go back to where they came from? Don’t they all have dual citizenship or whatever?

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He should have been having an anxiety attack behind the club

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hello person who engages solely in fanon. your task is to explain this female characters personality to me without bringing up any of the other characters, calling her anything familial, calling her a girlboss, calling her wife material, or saying she's a slut. you have 20 minutes until the saw trap goes off. good luck

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Thanks for clarifying, “treyf” matzoh would have haunted my dreams. I wish you abundant shmurah matzoh before yontif. If you can’t make your own and no community resources can help, can you amazon wishlist?

i will probably end up having to resort to amazon ordering my matzo this year 😔 i don't want to cause they mark it up so much but i need SOMETHING i can eat next week

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I think its good to remind people right now that constant exposure to negative news cycles is considered a form of self harm.

Like, i used to work for CNN. Journalists who cover this shit dont disconnect themselves because they dont care about whats happening. They disconnect themselves so they dont jump off the nearest bridge and can continue reporting the things that happen. Take a page out of their book here; is your misery, depression, hopelessness, and burnout really doing anything but making your own life worse while not doing anything more for the people who are suffering?

"Bearing witness" only goes so far.

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How is the matzoh treyf?! Do you just mean not shmura / kfp? I have never heard of treyf matzoh in my life and this sounds like a crime.

no, i mean the boxes of Regular Ass Matzo are labeled as "not suitable for passover" on them. not just the egg matzos or gluten free ones, which are often not suitable for the seder but are still kfp. the only two stores near me that sell Any matzo right now only have "not suitable for passover" matzo on their shelves

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finally after two months of waiting a single one of the internships i applied to finally reached out to me and they want me to interview, b''h

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the fourth store also only has "not for passover" matzo 😑

there are four grocery stores within walking distance. two of them do not carry any matzo whatsoever. the third only carries treyf matzo