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White tumblr racism is far more insidious than like out and proud racism cause why are you using your autism as an excuse to not view black people as equal to you
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enraptured by this Reddit sub called Somnigastronomy where people post about weird food they’ve seen in their dreams (and sometimes try to replicate for real)




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i was gonna make a character dna list but god its really just one of my guys huh.
i can never make a true self-insert they always turn into an oc
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hes also a limeblood castefaking as a goldblood in order to not die but thats just because im a cancer so this doesnt really have any bearing on his story
i can never make a true self-insert they always turn into an oc
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swerve is like dave strider if he had no friends because hes useless and refuses to grow up and did substances to cope with these facts. also because he thinks it makes his personality more tolerable (it does not). hes a weird poser thats obsessed with troll rap and fake 80s-90s nostalgiaslop because he thinks it makes him cool and interesting. you cant be talking like that white baby.
i can never make a true self-insert they always turn into an oc
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the closest ive come is my current trollsona but even still hes just a weird dramatic caricature of everything i think is wrong with me. i dont even know if im even right about that or if im ignoring things rhat are actually wrong with me in favor of shit im paranoid about
i can never make a true self-insert they always turn into an oc
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i can never make a true self-insert they always turn into an oc
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"hurts because i need to move more" and "hurts because i need to not move it at all" should really be different sensations. i should be able to troubleshoot my own body without just picking one and seeing if that makes it worse.
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at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you
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Dear Friend
I regret to inform you that hunger will devour my family's body due to the change in the donation campaign and the lack of donations that will be received for the new campaign.
I think we might do a good post and make the link clear in the post.
How can we do that?

Please, if you can spare nothing, I ask that you reblog my friend Mohammed's campaign. I cannot feed his family, though I have tried.
Any amount is helpful. All amounts add up.
Please help my friend.
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pussy so hot she put grill marks on my dick
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The come-down from doing a good deed is crazy. Like I think I could rescue a baby from a burning building and 30 minutes later I’d be like, “Idk was it cringe of me to run into that building like that? The baby didn’t even seem that happy to get rescued. Honestly maybe the baby started the house fire and I interrupted an important life lesson.”
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complimented a cashier on her turtle pin this morning and she said "oh thanks, I am a little bit of a Turtle Person" with the carefully contained energy of Cookie Monster telling you he's mildly fond of chocolate chips
I hope she and the multiple tons of turtle merch she definitely has at home are having a wonderful day
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