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Texting someone you like is so lame. We´re not in middleschool anymore, just ask me out and let´s have real in-person interactions like adults do, why do I have to text you good morning?, we are nothing, I hate this, we´re not friends but we´re not dating so why am I texting you good morning, why are we texting at all, just be a man and ask me out damn it.

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I beat google and Microsoft a while ago, and have no regrets.

No more Gmail, now I use Mailbox.org.

Outlook? (GOD I miss Outlook the least) Thunderbird, Firefox's lesser-known sibling.

YouTube? Piped.video. (least reliable of the bunch)

Google search? Ecosia.

Google photos? Ente.

iOS? Android? Graphene OS, a version of Android made by the community, not google.

Windows? Linux mint is Queen.

While I don't use them as much, I can also recommend the Proton suite, as well as filen.io

It is possible to move away from them without moving to the opt-out village

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PLEASE HELP ME FIND A BOOK

I had a dream last night where I was Dolores Umbridge's daughter and we lived in Howarts and she was abusive and cruel and scary, and then one day when a giant attacked us a guy was lying on the ground beneath like my window or something, and he was hurt and I took him into my room and took care of him but was really scared Dolores was gonna find out and be pissed and throw him out and beat me, so I created this plan in a rush to escape with him, and we did escape tho not together, and we lived very happy in a tent in the woods. So I'd like to read a book with a similar plot or just similar vibes, where the characters take care of each other and are helping each other escape from desperate situations, but they do end up together (this is important because I don't like sad endings I want them to be together). If you happen to know a book like this, please tell me, I'd love to read it.

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It's been months since I don't log into Tumblr and I'm really glad I wasn't here for the US elections and everything that followed them because I really could not have dealt with all the opinions being thrown at me on my dash.

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Ladies, I need to tell you something about guys.

This is very important information.

No matter how cool your boyfriend seems, no matter how chill, no matter how collected-

Deep down, every man is a dork. Accept it.

We love you, we want you to think we're cool, but we are dorks.

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in light of Trump's inauguration speech declaring multiple national emergencies that require him to take god-knows-what executive actions immediately, I'd like to remember this chapter of "On Tyranny" by Timothy Snyder:

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The Olympics but high fashion by Wisdom Kaye

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Wait. Has "I'm not suitable for human companionship because I'm bad at texting," been a stupid foundational belief?

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Sometimes I don't want to exist

Sometimes I'm convinced I should not exist

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trying to understand a show you don’t watch only through gifs you see on your dash

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Today, one of my second graders was working on shape name recognition, and we got to this picture of a pyramid shape with a wide-ish base. When he saw it, his eyes lit up and he turned to me with a huge grin on his face, pointed at it, and said "When the teacher forgets to assign homework" before bursting out into hysterics, covering his mouth and giggling. I don't understand what happened except this kid CLEARLY knows about the strong comedic and memeable value of mathematical shapes and emotions that I, an old millennial, cannot comprehend I did, however, try to recreate this moment as the meme this child must have seen in his head

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i’m not sure what the fuck i’m waiting for but i keep waiting day after day for it to happen

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Happy December 10th!

+ BONUS:

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Thanks, Anon!

-submit your poll!-

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Uh-oh, coming down with a case of “what-if-a-bunch-of-other-people-experience-these-symptoms-as-bad-as-I-do-but-they-suck-it-up-and-work-anyway-and-I’m-just-being-a-little-bitch”-itis