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having read the dark mirror, i continue to stand by this

can’t stop thinking about how arcturus practically worships paige and she still thinks he wouldn’t want her back

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When things calm down I want Paige and Arcturus to become cat parents, I feel like they have that vibe

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i just finished the dark mirror by samantha shannon and i think im going to be SICK

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Paige did not know the story of La Belle et la Bete, but Arcturus didn't know that she didn't know which means that Paige handed Arcturus a love story between a human woman and an inhuman man, told him she thought he'd like some reading material... and he still thought she was no longer into him.

Arcturus. Bestie.

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samantha shannon youre so sick and twisted i love you 5 more books please

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*swirls wine glass* oh you thought this was white wine that i’m drinking? wrong. it’s chilled urine.

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my family was talking about saying macbeth in a theater (at the breakfast table mind you) and my brother said that he likes to edge the theater by saying the first part of the word macbeth…i…

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in my professional opinion, becoming a thruple would solve most love triangles

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you guys i’m actually so normal about her im literally just a normal human guy

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Watching LOTR as a child: Aragorn and Legolas are so handsome! [also has a raging crush on Galadriel but no framework with which to understand or express it] Watching LOTR as a teenager: Aragorn and Legolas are still hot, also I am now able to understand I am attracted to Galadriel, Eowyn, and Arwen. Watching LOTR in my twenties: You know what Elrond can kind of get it

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“there’s something about a big blue head that’s really enticing” -my sibling about megamind

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when all u want is some fine brie but all u have is wawa brand cheese puffs ✊😞

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“women are temporary, stress is forever😭” -my brother

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- cherry wine is about domestic abuse. it’s now called a cute proposal song.

- too sweet is about seizing the day and ignoring healthy habits in favor of having more fun with unhealthy ones. he’s actively critical of himself in the song. it’s now called a song about thinking you’re superior for drinking black coffee.

- take me to church is about worship as a metaphor for sex. it’s called a religious song.

- eat your young is a song about war and political greed. it’s called a song about sex.

- now, the strongly political message of nobody’s soldier is being ignored in favor of calling it a metaphor for hozier’s relationship with his fans.

when are we going to stop simplifying hozier’s music down to cute little cottagecore bogman forest music? maybe you dont want to hear this but i don’t care. quit listening to hozier for the aesthetic. there’s a reason why empire now, foreigner’s god, butchered tongue, etc. songs with unignorable political messages are among his least popular songs.

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i said it was my favorite piece of media that i’ve hyperfixated on since the tender age of 12 and have not let go of since. i didnt say it was a Good piece of media

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Guys! I'm finally doing my own tlc fancast ヽ（≧□≦）ノ Please be nice, I'm sensitive🥺 I really think this would be the perfect casting but I want to know your thoughts. Please vote on which one is your favourite! (✿◠‿◠)