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When a body part falls asleep

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Is your Teen texting about Legend of Zelda? Know the signs;

LOL; Lots Of Link

OMG; Oh My Goddess hylia

GTFO; Get Tingle the Fuck Out

ROFL; Rupees On FLoor

WTF; Where’s The triForce

LMAO; Leave Midna Alone, ganOndorf

SMH; Sidon Makes Hearty grilled fish skewer

SSIAGZGSBI; Skyward Sword Is A Good Zelda Game, Stop Bashing It

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I fucking despise when things fake being higher quality than they are. I don't mean like slapping a slightly misspelled brand name onto an identical non-designer product for purely aesthetic reasons I mean like rivets or thread that are actually glued down rather than punched or stitched. Fake pockets on jeans that are actually just an extra seam. Heavy looking chain that's plastic or very soft flimsy metal rather than anything sturdy. I bought boots which looked like they had a stitched sole 8 months ago and lo and behold the glue holding the sole on is revealing itself by falling apart. You PUT a STITCH IN THERE. YOU HAD THE NEEDLE AND THREAD. AND YOU DIDNT ACTUALLY STITCH DOWN THE FUCKING SOLES. Oh it makes me so mad. Cheap cunts taking the aesthetics of durability or practicality while handing you a product that won't last you the year

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ah yes, the two genders:

man and bath

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Preach I guess

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watching Seven Samurai

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Not telling your kid they have a learning disability, chronic illness, mental illness etc. so they can “feel normal” actually does the opposite. They will not feel normal if they do not have the context to understand that their normal will be different from that of their peers.

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Incredible things about the Chappell Roan VMAs performance

This is the first time she's had a really big budget to work with for one of her live performances and she put it to amazing use

Her look and theme for this performance felt like a subtle but significant break from her long-running "thrift store drag queen" concept. Her makeup was a lot subtler than usual and there's nothing drag queen or thrift store about knights and chainmail. But at the same time, Chappell has always been willing to go over the top and we're now seeing that with a bigger budget, she's able to go way more over the top in more ways than ever before which is SO exciting

You can hear her audibly catching her breath a few times during the song (probably from running around in a fucking suit of armor while singing) but despite that she STILL managed to absolutely nail the high notes for the "I told you so" part at the end

I don't know if she did this on purpose but despite not even having another woman on stage with her she still managed to give the lesbians more than they could have asked for considering that there is nothing lesbians love more than a woman with a sword

To put it concisely I am, as the twinks say, gagged

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Pixar can keep fucking its employees like this because its one of the only major animation studios that remains ununionized btw

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