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YET ANOTHER KISSING MEME

Send kissed! and my character will react to receiving this type of kiss from yours… (some NSFW apply!)

#1-65

(opposite of this meme)

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my ship neutral ass watching the fandom tear itself apart:

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[ SORRY i havent been that active! ive been trying to get a few personal issues under control, i should be more active now :’0 ]

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" I'm not trying to be rude or anything, but what's with the unicorn a-attire?" [radioactive-drunken-bastard]

the morty gave a puzzled look and scratched at his chin.

“unicorn attire.. uhh.. i-it’s a long story. basically i was in a lot of danger and some uhh.. certain people helped me. now i just kinda look like this.”

he silently noted the red goo leaking out of this rick’s... orifices.. but decided not to question it for fear of seeming rude.

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im surprised no one’s done this yet

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"Whoa..... You're beautiful!" [supermortyfan]

the morty catches the compliment and turns to look behind him, spotting a much smaller morty with very obvious tastes, as his attire made apparent. he thought it was precious. the corners of his mouth curl up into a kind smile.

“oh, aren’t you just so sweet! what brings you here?”

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SEND MY MUSE ONE OF THE FOLLOWING

cheers-and-ballyhoo:

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“You. Me. Cuddle. Now.”

“Don’t move, I just got comfy.”

“I’m scared, hold me!”

“I bit my lip. Will you kiss it better?”

“Tickle war has been declared!”

“Bunny pyjamas, really?”

“I’ve never seen so many kittens in one place.”

“Come on, just one bite.”

“How do you accidentally buy sixty birthday cakes?”

“I never imagined you were so… ticklish.”

“You’re so huggable.”

“You’re under arrest for being too cute. Put your hands where I can hold them.”

“Have you fallen asleep on me?”

“Am I dead?”

“Another one?”

“And what if I don’t?”

“Are you afraid of God?”

“Are you crazy?”

“Are you lost?”

“Are you really that shallow?”

“Are you sure it’s okay?”

“Are you sure there were no…

“How do you really feel about me?”

“Can’t you pretend to love me this once?”

“Would you care if I was gone?”

“Don’t you know the hell I go through to keep you safe?”

“I can’t take this any longer. Help me.”

“Deep down, you’re scared. Aren’t you?”

“You’ll stay alone if you push others away.”

“How many lives have you taken with your own hands?”

“Just for today. Please.”

“You’re the only one who’s never called me that…”

“We can make it work! Let’s run away together, you and me!”

“I… have loved you this whole time.”

“Treat me as you see fit. I’ll still protect you. It’s my role after all.”

“Maybe it’s too much for me to expect kindness.”

“You give me meaning, even if you take it away.”

“Please… hold me. Don’t say anything, just… hold me.”

“Woah, when did you get that?”

“Who did this to you?”

“How many time have I told you to be more careful?”

“You’re saying this was an accident?”

“What a shiner!”

“If you look like this, I’d hate to see the other guy.”

“I’m not buying it, you don’t walk into a door and get a bruise like that!”

“Does it hurt when I touch it?”

“Let me kiss it better.”

“If you don’t rest, you won’t heal.”

“Another fight?”

“What happened to your face?”

“I don’t think your arm is meant to bend like that…”

“Let’s get you to bed.”

“Let’s get you to the hospital.”

“Why are you so calm about this?”

“You’re bleeding!”

“What are friends for, ey?”

“So, instead of helping you, they ran off the moment they saw what was happening?”

“You need to look where you’re going.”

“I’m not accusing anyone, I’m just saying it looks suspicious.”

“Do you want to tell me what really happened?”

“Don’t move! You’ll faint!”

“I’ve got some bandages, wait a sec.”

“You’re the clumsiest person I know.”

“I won’t let you be on your own, not when you’re like this.”

“How could you be so careless?”

“I can’t even look at you, you promised not to get into any more fights!”

“H-how many of them were there?”

“Do you want to build a snowman?”

“The past is in the past.”

“I’m where I’m meant to be.”

“I know you!”

“A dream is a wish your heart makes.”

“People down here think I’m crazy, but I don’t care.”

“For once, it might be grand to have someone understand.”

“Just look at the world around you!”

“Someday my prince will come.”

“If you had the chance to change your fate, would you?”

“If you cut it down, then you’ll never know.”

“But you’ll never know me.”

“Don’t you dare close your eyes.”

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- Don’t you wonder what clouds taste like?

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[*~𝓸𝓷𝓵𝓲𝓷𝒆~*]

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its-tiny-rick-bitch:

“w-what? no way! y-you’re just too much of a pussy to kick me out yourself!”

the little rick yells, similarly to a chihuahua barking at a rottweiler.

“a-and besides, i came here randomly, but i-i i bet there’s some real cool stuff in this dimension i could sell on rickbay or something!”

“if you touch ANYTHING in this forest, i’ll-...!”

super unicorn morty wasn’t used to asserting himself in such a way - he was a gentle giant - but this rick was really starting to push it. he was guardian of this forest, and he wasn’t about to let some little squirt steal from his own home. he could probably just spear the little shit with his horn if he tried anything dirty... but he’d save that in case it got really serious. lifting tiny rick up from under his arms as if he were nothing but a child, the morty made a face of disgust and attempted to carry him away.

“th-that’s it, you’ve really done it now! th-threatening this forest might as well be punishable by death, or at least permanent paralysis, but you’re lucky i’m feeling generous today. i’ll escort your sorry little ass out of this dimension.”

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gotta brush ur horse (:3｣∠)_

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so like listen,

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Send 🌞 to cuddle my muse!