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Tan: You use more emojis than anyone I know.

Karamo: I have a lot of emojions. I’m emojional.

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I work at a coffee shop and have gotten all my co-workers to start calling lattes “hot milkybois”

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Crepe Cannelloni with Meat Sauce

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Is this how you roll?

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This was essentially my life from K - 12

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ah, the two genders, Girl and Orb

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👻 Reblog spooky money cat for a prosperous Halloween 🎃

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Yeah I’d watch the entire movie like this

BEST. VIDEO. EVER.

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#Dramatic Brothers™

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💀💀💀💀

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11/10 this is fantastic lolllll

The day I met my solemate

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halloween

OR

pride month 2: electric spookaloo

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Infinity War Predictions

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im doing my bestpacito in this life

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Story time. I had an older gentlemen come into the shop yesterday (I work at a craft store) and buy a cute wreath we had on sale with all sorts of pumpkins and gourds on it. We’re doing normal chatting and I mention it’s a cute wreath and he asks if I think he should get another one for Thanksgiving because this was going to be his October wreath. I was like “nah man it’s good for both holidays, nobody will think it’s weird if you leave it up for two months!” as I hand him his receipt.

He then paused and said “Thank you, my wife died of early onset Alzheimer’s last year and I never really understood why she had so much fun decorating the house but it looks silly without a wreath on the door.”

And in that moment my heart broke a million times and I said I was sorry for his loss and his wife would have loved the one he picked out.

Moral of the story, vulnerable people make this world so much better and I couldn’t even remember the rest of my shitty shift because I was so touched he wanted to share that with me as a total stranger.

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Fucking mood.