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fuck off it's not a collar it's to hide my decapitation scar. my head will literally fall off if you take it off it's not a sex thing. the decapitation was a sex thing though yeah.

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travelled back in time to show a Gregorian monk a playboy magazine but he sees a shaved pussy and gets really scared and starts crying and says "why cut down what god willed to grow?"

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Cristina Coral

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you cant employ me in a way that matters

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if i had a dick i would fuck the clay rich soil of the riverbed

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Having a crush on this girl and not being able to do anything about it because she’s in the mental asylum was funny for a little bit. But now I’m just yearning in a serious way, almost gothic in nature. I’m sick in bed an my only symptom is missing her and the only cure is to be able to kiss her.

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“stop traumadumping to your friends tell this to your therapist” my god they paywalled human connection

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Painting by Odd Nerdrum

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hands sculpture by Louise Bourgeois (1993)

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rly pisses me off how it's so easy for misogynistic men to find other misogynists to bond with meanwhile I've met like maybe 2 genuinely misandrist women in my entire life

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Summer haze

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ppl who think jungkook is princess Diana have a stronger argument than people who think taylor swift is gay

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Bahman Mohasses (Iranian, 1931-2010) - Minotaur on the Seashore (1977)

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Rick Fiala 1978

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You know what? I looove having a friends with benefits with a bisexual girl with a boyfriend. It actually makes me feel really good and loved and secure actually!! Like its so awesome!! I love doing everything in a relationship but knowing that you’ll always prioritize a man before me like its soo cool and I love it when she tells me that she’s not even into men that much and that she actually prefers women like its so crazy and funny!!