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Y'all sorry for not posting much i kinda let this acc kinda die but dont worry! Ill be back in no time :)

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When fic writers host writing tutorials.

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A silly prompt i came up with while drunk + drunk writing

Pairing: Vincent x gn!Reader

Warning: violence (sorta)

You ran,you dont know where your going you just ran far far away from those twins you've seen what they done what they've done to the people who came before you,you have no idea where your friends are you're too scared to know

As soon as you stopped to catch your breath you saw a cinema just right ahead of you,you decided to go in and hide for a moment you tried to find a good hiding spot then you heard noises more like...moans..? You tried to find where the sound is coming from as you were too busy trying to find the source of the noise bo was already in the building trying finding you with his shotgun loaded and ready to fire.

He saw you at the 3rd row seat..just standing still he was confused werent you just running away from him? "having fun hah." you spoke up which caught bo off guard were you talking to him? We're there other people there??? He was confused then two people stood up where you were standing "hey..babe its uh.. " the guy spoke up

Huh thats their lover i guess honestly bo doesn't know why he hasn't shot the three of you guys yet "zip it....i was running for my life and was trying to find you and the others and i see you swallowing some girl that we picked up just seconds ago???" you tried holding your tears in while looking down you were filled with hatred,anger,and sorrow all at the same time "hey its not what it looks like alright?" he said while slowly approaching you unaware that bo is still in the same building as you guys,as soon as those words left his lips you snapped

Kicked him in the stomach making him fall down to the ground the girl gasped as he fell down,you tried to search for smth and you got your hands on a shovel you glanced back at your "ex-boyfriend" groaning in pain at the floor,without hesitation you buried the shovel to his neck to end his suffering with a few more stabs to the head you gazed at the girl half naked before pondering her to bits blood gushing out of her body the sight fills you with satisfaction

bo had to process what in the flying fuck just happened you did that??? while bo was still loading vincent was there the whole time as well seeing you beat the absolute shit out of your ex-boyfriend bo turned around and jumped when he saw Vincent out of nowhere

"JESUS,god dont do that." he gave bo a head tilt,he was even doing anything. The twins attention came back to you after you sat on the ground probably came back to your senses you look devastating blood all over your face you were unaware when bo approached and nudged you with the handle of his shotgun you looked at him lookin almost dead inside "damn, never knew a lil' fella can handle so much damage,hey Vincent what do you think we should do with em' ?" bo didn't got the response he needed from Vincent then he chuckles under his breath you gazed at him confused "yea your right" before you knew bo knocked you out with the shotgun handle bo walks away and passes by Vincent,he stops his tracks "well do whatever you want with em' " then walked away.

Vincent approached your unconscious body examining every each of it before carrying you Vincent has grown fond of you since the minute he saw you walked in Ambrose hkw nice you were even complicated his work but not only his work but him too. now he has you on his arms peacefully resting but he knows as soon as you wake up you'll try to leave Ambrose. Leave him behind. But he wont let that happen

He'll do anything in his powers to make you stay and fall in love with him, even if it means locking you up in the basement.

Wooooooooooohjjkj vinnyyyyyyy oml his the only one that was in my mind while drunk lmao this shit went from serious to bo getting scared of Vincent because he didn't know he was there, warning this is cringe

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ill be out until christmas because guess who broke their phone and is now having meltdowns because if it

Ill be back in about 5-9 days depends if i get a new phone early then hooray

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“the feminine urge” “the masculine urge” shut the fuck up im getting the murderous urge

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If its not too much trouble, Wendy Torrance NSFW alphabet?

No trouble at all (its my first time doing this help)

Cant decide whether before her and jack met or after her and danny escaped the overlook hotel so.. ill just choose the after one

Wendy Torrance NSFW alphabet

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

As far as i know shes the most caring one,she'll get up and get whatever you tell her,hot towel,water,snacks after that she'll join you in bed again and snuggle with ya istg shes such a sweetheart

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Oh your making her pick? Well she likes everything about ya! She doesnt discriminate!

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Not much but enough,enough for her to spread it across ur thighs,stomach

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

At first you can say wendy is a vanilla type kind of person but when time passes by and your relationship with her would be more comfortable she'd show you her kinks. (Praise,hair pulling,)

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Pretty much experienced,and yes she knows what shes doing

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Anything honestly but if you told her to try out a new position? Shes in

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Shes mostly serious when doing it but crack a joke? She'll chuckle

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

(Im skipping this part eh)

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Although she's a bit shy at expressing romantic gestures, you can see it all in her eyes and what she’s willing to do for you. If you need anything, she’s on it.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

She only does it when shes alone but she rarely does it

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Very much into praise,and hair pulling

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Mostly the in the bedroom she wants privacy but sometimes she would want to do it at the sofa

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Being all lovey dovey with her would make her melt or maybe wear smth that shows more skin? She'll have you in her arms in no time

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Anything that involves with hurting her s/o its a big nope for her

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Receiving, and she somehow manages to be dominate when she does it too

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

at first she'll do a normal and gentle pacw but when shes about to hit her climax she'll speed up the pace

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

She likes them,especially when you came home from work or done with chores

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

She wouldn't take any risks,shes very much happy on what she doing right now plus shes very careful with you

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

She can go all night honestly,cue to where danny asks her why does she walk like that

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

i can imagine her having one single vibrator in her drawer yk to keep her self occupied while your in work

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

She doesn't tease much but if she's in the mood to she will,just a lil bit tho she wouldn't want to keep you waiting

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Loud enough that only you can hear because she wouldn't want to draw attention to anyone especially danny

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

to start her morning she likes being fully clothed while grinding on you on the sofa

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

(Then again ill skip this one too pls do understand this kind of things well uh makes me quite uncomfy)

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Not high not low either

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

She has her moments when after you guys did it,she'll fall asleep but if shes not that in the mood to sleep yet she'll get up and smoke

Its bad ik i haven't written anything for the past days i need to step up my game for next time,and I really need to read the shining novel

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i simply think that billy lenz

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Im making this because im bored and nothing else to do with my life so

Could I beat these Slashers in a fight

Billy lenz: 7/10 look if he can bite so do i,but i dont wanna hurt him but i could definitely beat his ass

Freddy Krueger: 8/10 i could absolutely beat this mans shit in under 3 minutes why 3 minutes you ask? Idk either

Michael myers: 0/10 look i would do the kick-in-the-balls trick but i watched h20 so definitely no pls get this man away from me before he snaps my back (and not in the kinky way)

Brahms heelshire: 8/10 if only i was tall enough i could beat his shit but then again im in the right size to kick him in the balls too

Bubba sawyer: 0/10 absolutely not.

Bo Sinclair: 6/10 if Carly can beat this man to death with a bat so can i,one problem i don't want Vincent to hunt down my ass

Vincent Sinclair: 1/10 yea no,its canon that his stronger than bo so no definitely not

Lester Sinclair: 0/10 im not laying my hands on him he's too cute for that i would let him beat the shit out of me

Billy loomis: 9/10 would rock his shit

Stu macher:8/10 again hes tall but then again im in the right size to do the kick-in-the-balls trick on him its more of a punch than a kick honestly cuz this guy is tall

Billy chapman: 3/10 no the guys jacked would absolutely crush me into pieces if he wanted to

Asa emory: 3/10 haven't y'all seen the first movie THIS MAN CAN BREAK MY NECK IN A SEC

Pennywise: 8/10 a 6ft clown eating children shape shifter who got his ass beaten by a bunch of 13 yr olds,i would rock his shit 💪

Martin mathias: 5/10 no,i wouldn't even dare to touch him,but then again i can beat his ass

Gabriel may: 1/10 pretty sure y'all seen the scene where he fights the cops right? Exactly, he can slice me into pieces whenever he wants

Thomas hewitt: 0/10 yea no

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my uncle wants me to draw michael myers doing the troll face on my whiteboard one moment.

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A prompt that my friend came up with

Slashers reacting to their S/O speaking in their native language

Brahms heelshire:

As always brahms is keeping an eye on you ever since you step foot in the mansion

You were in the kitchen making yourself some snacks,you were chopping some potatoes

then you suddenly cut yourself

(*Insert you cursing in your own native language*)

Brahms overheard it and was bit confused

And when he heard you ranting in your native language he was very confused 'what did you just say???,are you chanting something y/n??'

When he finally revealed himself oh boy get ready for non-ending question about your language

He might wanna learn some words so please teach him

Billy lenz:

When you first came in the sorority he was curious about you so as usual he stalks you from the attic

You were in your room on the phone while billy is creeping on you in the attic

Then he suddenly heard a word,a sentence he never heard of in his entire life

He was confused 'what did y/n just say?? Are they from another country??' He had so many question

(Skipping to the part where you guys r dating)

Since he knew you spoke more than one language he wanted to learn some words by words he means curses

You did teach him some curses which is a bad idea now hes using it while he makes phone calls

The other girls were confused on what he was saying while your holding in your laugh

But then again he wants u to teach him how to say 'i love you' so he can say it to you

Michael myers:

You'd be ranting at him because he came home late (again..)

Michael didn't really paid attention until he heard you curse in another language hes not sure if its another language or a random word

He'd stare at you making you stop your rant and stare at him back "what's wrong..why are you staring at me like that.."

He'll tilt his head as of a way saying "what was that,what did you just say" you'd figure it was because of one word you said "oh uh yea i speak more than one language..does that answer your question..?" It certainly did y/n

He wouldn't ask you to teach him some words except he'd observe you more often,learning your language by himself

You would be surprise if he sort of understands you while talking in your language

I mean do u expect the shape of haddonfield wanting to have a language lessons with you,i dont think so

Okay my last two braincells cant continue on i think I might do a part 2 🚪

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I don’t think we, as The Collector/Collection fandom, appreciate the beginning of the first movie enough.  Specifically this scene-

I’ve never seen anyone talk about this on tumblr and decided that I NEEDED to because there’s A LOT to unpack here.  For anyone who hasn’t seen the movies in awhile Arkin encounters some wasps at the greenhouse and goes to tell the exterminator about it.  The exterminator, who at the end of the film is revealed to be The Collector.

1.  This motherfucker really set up a completely functional front called Mastertrap Exterminators.  Mastertrap.  What a pretentious asshole.

2.  Beanie.  Need I say more?

3.  He’s rocking so hard to whatever music(or victim screams) he’s listening to that he doesn’t hear Arkin at first and has to take out an earbud.  Now Squidward, I’m no constructionologist, but last time I checked you probably shouldn’t wear music playing headphones on a work site where other people are wearing hard hats.  Obvious OSHA violator needs to be added to his list of crimes.

4.  The thumbs up

The entire scene is roughly 15 seconds long but gives us incredible insight into how Asa Emory presents himself in a professional/everyday life setting.  He’s planning on murdering the entire family of that home and sure the exterminator front gets him into the house and shit, but I guarantee you this man did a thorough job.  That wasp nest?  What wasp nest?  Gone, annihiliated.    

The other thing about this scene that gets me is that he’s so calm when Arkin interrupts him and even gives a positive acknowledgment to the information given.  Anyone who has worked or interacted with someone that works in the trades knows this is incredibly rare.  Trade workers are usually portrayed as assholes on the job for a reason lmao.  Which just cements the widely accepted hc of Asa being soft spoken and passive in his public life.  Ok I’ve rambled on enough about a 15 second scene that I read waaay too deep into.  

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Brahms Heelshire is the real material goowwrl

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Yes, it’s terrifying in its own right. And it was a last-minute idea — I mean, why is there a baby crib in the living room? It was gonna be her husband sleeping on the couch, but then he didn’t show up and we scrambled and put a baby crib in there. And then, yeah, I thought it was interesting to see one ethical choice that he made in the movie. So that’s the one ethical choice he makes. — David Gordon Green [X]

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Girls don’t want guys girls want Laurie Strode

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Finally someone who writes for billy chapman

Hope im not bothering you...

Can do pls do billy chapman reacting to his S/O who barely talks at all their not mute they just refused to talk,

I've made up a scenario where an angry customer is yelling at em' then billy came in to the rescue

Not at all,im pleased to do your request!

Billy chapman reacting to a S/O who barely talks

When he first saw u walked in the store he thought u were just another customer so he went back to the stock room and got back to work

When mr. Sims finally introduce you as a new worker he was suddenly curious about you.

He starts giving you glances time by time,one time u catch him staring at you while your on your cashier place he suddenly got flustered trying to walk away to avoid your gaze,he certainly did bumped at one of the few boxes while he's trying to get to the stock room.

He thought u were just shy maybe a lil too shy thats what he thought,but when he heard u speak for the first time it was over the phone,your voice was surprisingly soft and soothing,he does wish u could speak more often he would be more than happy

Now when theres an angry customer yelling at you,you tried to mumbles words which resort to the angry customer getting madder,when billy notice this and he went to the scene where he explains that you dont talk much and he apologizes to them,then the angry customer suddenly spoke "well they shouldn't be working if they dont talk to their customers,who even let them work here?!?" And the customer walked out of the store,You just stood there you stayed silent looking down at your feet,billy tried to calm himself after the customer said that.

He asked if you were okay,you nodded and he walks back to the stock room then he suddenly heard you mumble the words "thank you" he smiled,and when he went back to the storage room his other co-worker notices. "ah someones in a good mood today,is it the new rookie that mr. Sim hired?" Hes co-worker smirked at him,billy chuckled "no no no its just that...im just in a really good mood" and then walked away to get the new delivered boxes "yea right" hes co-worker said while flipping through the pages of the newspaper.

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Yo im suzu,as u can see ill be a writing blog (is that what u guys call it) this blog is dedicated to slashers/and maybe some final girls cuz im gay for em,im a lil bit new to this whole writing blog thing so that means im not very good with grammar so u guys will be seeing some errors when i write

Things i will definitely not write

R@pe,

ped0philia,

anything that has to do with piss,scat etc.

Incest

No slashers as parents or with children, I might write it on my own time but it is not something I'm comfortable with for requests

S/O's with disabilities or disorders or illnesses, physical and mental. I do not want to offend or hurt anyone that might have that. If I do not have it myself I don't know what that person might go through on a daily basis.

Oc x canon

Canon x canon

Matchups

Things i will write

Sfw

Nsfw (temporary removed)

Headcanons

Fanfics (im still a lil wonky with this so it might take a while for me to finish it)

short fics/ficlets

character list-

Slashers:

Michael myers (1978,2007,2018)

Jason voorhees

Brahms heelshire

Bo Sinclair

Vincent Sinclair

Lester Sinclair

Pennywise (2017)

Asa emory/the collector

Martin Mathias

Billy lenz

Billy chapman

Gabriel/maddison may

Thomas hewitt

Bubba sawyer

Stu macher

Billy loomis

Tiffany Valentine

Final girls:

Laurie strodes (H20,2018)

Vanita "stretch" brock

Wendy Torrance

Sidney Prescott (maybe some tatum riley too ik shes not a final girl but im gay for her so)

Jess Bradford

Some extra things

I am not the best at writing a male reader in nsfw situation as i am a female myself,i will try my best if requested

I dont have a specific time for when i write,i just write when i feel like it. I tend to be a bit lazy, so requests may take some time for me to do

And as i mention i have some problems with grammar since english isnt my very first language

Yea i write nsfw but i have my limits and boundaries so ill skip smth if it makes me quite uncomfy

Requests:close

Enjoy the random ass content ill be uploading too💥