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It's Reading Time!

After... 7 (?) years, I finally decided it's time to indulge in another book. SVSSS!

Hope my eyes are ready for this. (I have trouble with my eyes so haven't read anything in all those years.)

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A Complete(?) PIDW Timeline Resource

Hello everyone, the next chapter is currently in editing, but I received a request on twitter for a PIDW timeline compilation, so I thought I’d drop it here as well. This is PIDW only, so anything caused by SY transmigrating in is not included. Beware of spoilers for anyone still reading the novel!

Most of these are stated in text, a couple (how Shen Jiu and Yue Qi’s events coincide with Su Xiyan’s and Tianlang-Jun’s, the timing of Shen Jiu’s trial) were placed because I felt I could deduce them with very high confidence. The one thing I couldn’t was exactly when Xin Mo’s first backlash occurred: the only information I could find was SY saying that it took place after the Demon Realm arc started.

Anyway, I hope this is useful!

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Happy new year !!! 🫠🎉✨️🎇🎆

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Happy Lunar New Year!

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shang qinghua canonically didn't really care that much about being accurate, good for us

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Gonna be so real if a 12 year old traced my art and put it on their school binder I would be so fucking honored

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🍃🍃

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Imagine you get kidnapped and your kidnapper keeps going "wow you're so pretty, you and my nephew would make a great match ;)" and his nephew, who helped with the kidnapping, is blushing saying "stoppp you're embarrassing meeee" anyway that's a real thing that happened in scum villain

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see the really fun thing about luo binghe for me is we're taking the established critique of a certain style of protagonist, the guy who goes killing and fucking his way through the world, accumulating victories and treasures and bitches and wreaking deserved vengeance,

the critique of this kind of fuck-emperor (i'm told many centuries established in chinese literature) that he is very clearly miserable.

that you don't live like that unless there's a gaping hole inside you that no amount of sex or power can do anything to fill, and yet you can't find any other way to even patch it over.

and then it's like. okay so why is he like this. does he have another option. the narrative doomed him to this; he is the audience's little toy. he is the audience's collective scream. he is the cycle of abuse made flesh. he is thirteen years old forever. at what point was he still salvageable. could he have ever saved himself.

and the answer to that last one is simultaneously no, he could not, people aren't made to be alone, how can you learn to be good and happy when the world gives you nothing but pain and betrayal; everyone needs a little kindness, sometimes all anyone needs is just a little kindness. but also:

he was always the only person who could.

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Ill post this au( inspired by tweet above) i started on my twt on Tumblr too

First part

more comic panels below

Second part

Third part

Fourth part

Shenanigans side extra

this is currently an ongoing series, if this does well here, I will continue posting these in bulk (～￣▽￣)～

for more frequent uploads, you can follow my twitter at ArcherD116, feel free to ask me ab this au and give your suggestions!

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"Op is Binghe" this "who gave Binghe a tumblr" that

NO!!!! I AM NOT LUO BINGHE!!!!

Luo Binghe is a BITCH baby masochist submissive omega looking ass. No game. No skill.

And I am the super cool troubled alcoholic that people consider dating to get back at their parents AND I know how to use lube at least. Unlike SOME dumbass shizun married

"Ohh I treat shizuns body with care" well thats your mistake binghe put me in the same room as shen yuan and I am violating him ways that cannot even be conceived . I should be married to shizun it'd so unfair

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I think that one of the most underrated reveals in Scum Villain was that Luo Binghe inherited his big dick toxic alpha male energy from his birth mother, and it actually has nothing to do with his demon side.

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context:

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It be funny if SY secretly posted PIDW in English as a translation (so more poeple could see how STUPID th serious was) and then also one titled “PIDW but the plot is actually good) that’s just canon divergence fanfic that the English speaking part of the internet is going wild over, like more then the original.

Eventually Airplane finds it, sort of reads it and is like “PEERLESS CUCUMBER IS THAT YOU??” And then the project is just dropped because SY is screaming at his screen.

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Qijiu's lilac garden has grown lush for YQY Weekend💜💜

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Unfinished but this was meant to be for #yqyweekend day 2: adoration!

#yueliu to me is the sweet culmination of a childhood crush