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We, as a fandom, need to stop propagating the lie that Papa III is a perfectly suave, lady-killer.
#i refuse to see this#hes a sweet goofy boy with lots of charm#he makes mistakes but he owns up to that shit#hes good boy#10/10 papa
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Imagine arm wrestling with your platonic f/o.
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Do you headcanon III to be years younger than II? If so, could you do a little something where II (and I, if possible) meets his younger brother for the first time? Maybe II was a little apprehensive of being a big brother but as soon as he first lays his eyes on III protective big bro-mode is activated! Thanks a lot!
‘‘The moment he lied his eyes upon that child, he was ready to die for him…’‘This got emotional pretty quickly
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imagine your usually softspoken and level-headed f/o peacocking for you, suddenly padding their speech with flowery words and treating you like royalty, overflowing with latent charisma. bonus points if they later sheepishly reveal that they went to one of your more flirty platonic/romantic f/o’s for advice on how to impress you.
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i needed to relax and i love this stupid incubus
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Last part! Part 1: Here Part 2: Here By Bertrand Alary
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Papa III, lining his brothers up and threatening them with a holy water-filled super soaker:
who the FUCK ATE THE LAST TWINKIE
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