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love that i get to basically write "ever since i was young i knew i wanted to be a shitty b-movie eccentric mortician" but like seriously

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SAW VI (2009) dir. Kevin Greutert

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me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions

[5 years later]

highly throwable imp: hoohoohee

me: hmm

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I don't really go in the lost media and lostwave communities but I'm reading about how they found today a song they've been searching for years (Everyone Knows That aka. EKT) and turns out it originated from an 80s porno. The whole deal is so funny help.

Link to the Reddit thread

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when I try to show something to a friend related to an interest they like but I know nothing about, I feel like a relative giving them this

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why do we always have to ship characters as in love why does no one have divorce headcanons

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Got inspired to draw Nick in some victorian wear via a convo with one of my mutals, he's just meant for it me thinks

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Remembered that arsenic dresses are a thing ^^

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this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it

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my oc that I like to torture a lot

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The social attitude regarding age is consistently getting weirder. You’re not ‘pushing 30’ you’re just in your late 20s. 30 is not old and neither is 40 while I’m at it. Growing older is an enormous privilege and displaying that age is a gorgeous component of life. Spending your days trying to reverse that grace breeds an eternally wasted life.

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taylor swift fans are so scary it's like i'm in the truman show. watching taylor swift fans talk about how she soo gets neurospicy mental illness grippy sock vacation is exactly how truman felt when his wife started advertising coffee or something to nobody in particular

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me when i wanna talk about my special interests but i got the vampire autism where you gotta invite me to talk about smth first, otherwise i wont say shit or dont know what to say because i feel like im annoying

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phantom of the opera au where christine is replaced by elvira and the show is finished within 20 minutes because elvira immediately rails the phantom

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government is trying to ban tiktok meanwhile millions of poor and disabled americans are about to completely lose their internet access at the end of april because congress wont renew funding for the affordable connectivity program

hell fucking world

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Drawing Soma again has made me actually really nostalgic because I used to draw her like so often back in middleschool... I oughta draw more of my other oc's more often..