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big pickup trucks wouldn't even be that bad if they leaned into the grotesque elements like a gothic cathedral

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Currently re-capping an Arp Axxe synth (mark I)

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The only adhd tips that work:

1. Never tell anyone what you're planning to do until you do it (you will get a premature dopamine hit and sense of accomplishment from telling them and lose motivation to actually do it)

2. Never sit down (never sit down)

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My Dad looked at me crazy when I told him this was one of my favorites.

This album is a miracle.

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Why are you, as a straight man, using Tarot cards?

Yeah, I bet you're hoping you pull a "hung man"

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Unicode is fucking wild

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Me Giving a Pressed Conference: our advocacy for the disabled must include the addict, the imperfect victim, those we despise; the right to autonomy and life cannot devolve into a popularity contest

Reporter I Hate (Not Sexual Tension): Does that include all the attendees of the Bored Ape NFT event who went blind

Me: *Blood streaming from my nostrils and eyes* david, it includes everyone

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Dang it, nope. Old footage

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Rivers, actually... Joan Rivers.

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Thanks.

nice selfie dude. it'll look great on the news if you ever disappear under mysterious circumstances. yeah it really makes you look like you've got friends and family who are hoping you'll return safe and sound. it's got a real "so full of life, taken too soon" vibe about it

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Source

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Haywire, BOOTPRINT, mad maltz, 5/21/25