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the funniest dynamc between my boyfriend and i is the chef/baker divide runs so deep. experimentally my boyfriend is a genius with figuring out what flavor profiles will not just taste good together but also will be enjoyed by the specific audience he is cooking for. a recipe is not a guidebook so much as a suggestion and he will frankenstein ideas together to get exactly what he wants to happen. he also didnt know that sugar will not work properly if you dont mix it with the wet ingredients in banana bread and when i asked 'why didnt you do it in the order of the recipe' he said 'i didnt really think it mattered'. autistically i exploded his head in my mind

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Dragons Fucking Car I (Relief), 2016     Jon Rafman

White Carrara Marble 152 x 126 x 20 cm 59 7/8 x 49 5/8 x 7 7/8 in                                    

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"hot spidey boy"

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Favorite Daedric Prince?

M'aiq does not have a favorite

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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

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you can literally say anything to men, it doesn’t matter

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me (in an old timey TV commercial voice): So, you played Fallout: New Vegas because you liked the television show so much and gosh... You may be wondering just what comes next! May I suggest trying hormone replacement therapy?

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omfg. his eyes r so pretty. would love to see him in tears and sobbing

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husband

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half my brain is in my teeth and I feel my consciousness eroding everytime I drink the warheads flavored energy drink but that shit taste's so guud plus I have a huge fucking bimbo fetish

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being forced to interact with people i don't know

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Girldick this, boydick that, I’m hunting MOBY Dick

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why are you trending on twitter

there's 158k posts about sweat trending on twitter right now, but it's not me anon. I am Sweaty but not THE sweat