sweatyjiraf

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Are you dead?

AM ALIVE. SIMPLY BUSY. TOO MUCH SHORT IN WORLD.

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I just want you to know, you are wonderful. Have a wonderful day!

SWEATY JIRAF APPROVE.

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What is 4+4 if 2+2=fish?

TWO FISH.

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MUST COMMIT MORE CRIMES. EQUESTRIA BURN. TOO SHORT. EVERYONE TOO SHORT. DESTROY ALL.

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(Sets up very tall ladder) here, banana bread.

YOU MAY LIVE ANOTHER DAY.

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AAAAA

what if everyone added their ponies to the void with me 👀

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Do you like Minecraft?

BLOCK GAME ENTERTAIN. BUILD TALLEST TOWER.

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DOES BABABANA SHOOT LAZARZ

THIS IS A BANAN

AND THIS IS A Banan horse His NAME IS Banan pie Banan pie IS made entirely OF Banan artifical intellingence HIS JOB IS TO take care of your children while youre away from home NOW bananpie show the world your talent gives u a banan

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What do you think about Discord?

STRANGE NOODLE SNAKE CONFOUNDS.

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What if your neck was short?

SOMETHING TELL ME WE DID THIS BEFORE

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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did you know...

if you hold a sweetie giraffe up to your ear, you'll hear what it's like to be atomically obliterated by an angry girafficorn?

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Do you have a coltfriend?

ALL COLTS TOO SHORT.

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SMASH

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Are you taller than Celestia

MUCH VERY TALLER. LOOM OVER CELLY. SHOULD RULE WORLD. BUT WORLD TOO SHORT, BURN INSTEAD.

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Can i join in on the fun

ARE U TALL

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Gives u a banan car

GOING TO COMMIT HORSE CRIME IN BANAN CAR.