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Thank you me!

And Devon for doing all the work.

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sour cream, greek yogurt.. straight milk.

There should be a reverse hot sauce. Something too spicy? Just pour it on food and it takes the spice out.

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Romantic moments you had that he didn’t know were romantic, or maybe he did a little we’re not really sure, but most likely not. oooooohoooh

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Isn’t this Lena Headey and Jennifer Garner? ? What movie is this? 

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yaaaaaaaaas

They did the defining the word thing! And the don’t watch this thing!

Trailer: Netflix’s ‘Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events’ - Jan 13

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“Why do you beat yourself up so much over little mistakes?”

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YOU CAN'T SPELL PRINSSSETON WITHOUT STRESS!!

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Romeo & Juliet gay headcannon

TYBALT Oh Romeo, I see you there, I feel a rush. How could you dare to put moves on my family. You're Montague. I'm Capulet. But our future's not yet set. You could still choose me

ROMEO Tybalt, darlin--man! You need to slow down They're spreading rumors of us all over town

PASSERBY Psst, have you heard? Romeo / Tybalt's mad gay MERCUTIO [sarcastic] Oh wow, you don't say

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Romeo & Juliet by OMI

TYBALT Romeo, the hate I bear thee can afford No better term than this: --thou art a villain.

[Cue “Cheerleader”]

ROMEO Oh I feel exaltation Tybalt, your cousin is my lady 'Cause she is cute Yeah, yeah She let me in her foyer Right when I asked her None of these other girls are tempting But I'm sad you think it's wrong And you say

TYBALT Do you hear me? Do you think I'm crazy? Do I make you think I'm joking? Just like no, dude really 'cause

MERCUTIO Oh, I think that you've found yourself a preteener She is clearly 13, you're a creeper Oh, I think that you've found yourself a preteener She is clearly 13, you're a creeper

ROMEO She looks just like a model

MERCUTIO Said the same thing, that girl her name's Rosal--

ROMEO (Yeah yeah) Cause I've got that True Love And blessing of up above None of these other girls are tempting But I'm sad you think it's wrong And you say

TYBALT Do you hear me? Do you think I'm crazy? Do I make you think I'm joking? Just like no, dude really 'cause

MERCUTIO Oh, I think that you've found yourself a preteener She is clearly thirteen, you're a creeper Oh, I think that you've found yourself a preteener She is clearly thirteen, you're a creeper

[trumpet]

ROMEO She gives me love and affection Jullie, did I mention, you're the only girl for me No will not be a next one Fryer loves you too, he knows I made the right selection We can just end the feud There is no chance that this could go wrong

MERCUTIO Oh, I think that you've found yourself a preteener She is clearly thirteen, you're a creeper Oh, I think that you've found yourself a preteener She is clearly thirteen, you're a creeper

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Me.

The greatest ending in film history

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Regretting not asking for help in stores

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via Mitch Baird:   “We were witness to something beautiful today. These two men are the same two men who were in that picture that went viral. Only in that picture, the gentleman on the right was wearing red face and feathers and angrily screaming at Robert Roche on the left. Today this man came up and asked for the forgiveness of my mentor and all those present. True to form, Robert graciously forgave him and listened to what he had to say. This baseball fan used my megaphone to address the wrong in how he acted previously. I watched my hero become an even more honored and cherished elder in one moment. This is the moment they shook hands and peace was made. I’m blessed to have been witness to this. — with Bee Schrull in Cleveland, Ohio.”

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Me in a relationship

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Head Tales

I had an oil change scheduled for 10:00 today for the car. There’s still quite a bit of flooding, but I decided that I would go ahead and go for it. I would just go early. That way, I could grab a coffee and something small to eat beforehand too!

I figured "hey, if I take the truck, I will be more than fine!" So... I took the truck. All the way out of my waterlogged little subdivision, and successfully made it through the water.

Not quite halfway to base at a stoplight, while I was enjoying the wonderfulness that is the interior of the truck and the lumbar support it offers, and how quiet the A/C is, it suddenly hit me.

I'm driving the TRUCK, to get an oil change for the CAR.

Needless to say, I was NOT early enough to grab that food I wanted. 

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She got so mad she wrote song lyrics and edited a video and everything omg

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Fey: I think I need to poop again. No not poop. Baby poop. Shadow of a poop. 

Me: Fart? 

Fey: Yessss!