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anyway blackout poetry not just as an art form, but as an act of violence against other works of art

taking a piece of text that someone probably put their heart and soul into creating and using it as your raw material, cutting out everything that you deem irrelevant to the point you want to make

i mean imagine cutting up a painting and using it to make a collage, or taking a marble sculpture and carving pieces out of it to make a different sculpture

just to be clear: i love blackout poetry, im not criticizing it here. i am just waxing poetic about it. i dont really know where im going with this i just have Thoughts about art being destructive

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christmas eve what about christmas adam

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december 3rd??? what the fuck. what’s next? december 4th? a 5th of december???? give me a fucking break.

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Interviewer: Hello welcome, and you guys are?

Yukhei: Fabulous

Sicheng: Depressed

Yangyang: Hungery

Ten: Gay

Kun: .....Wayv?

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HYBE merch designers : What are you doing

Joshua, making bracelets : Your fucking job

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some dumbass on here with a hubris of intergalactic proportions is gonna paywall a loki gifset and it'll take disney exactly 23 seconds to shut down tumblr forever with no warning. we'll all be left in scattered post-apocalyptic digital communities of people we keep in touch with outside of this hellsite, picking our way through the wreckage. grieving the loss of years and years of content, whether carefully curated and tagged, or a wild, eclectic delightful stream. trying to adjust emotionally to the reality of completely homogenized, virtually interchangeable social media platforms. failing. asking ourselves again and again, senselessly, 'where am i supposed to go for depressed gay shitposting now, fucking twitter??' with only fading echoes for an answer.

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nct as things that i’ve heard in high school

Taeyong: “Why do I always have to shake your salad? Don’t you have hands? Shake that veggie bonanza yourself.”

Jisung: “Yeah, I might be a freshman, but I have a bigger dick than you so shut the fuck up.”

Jaehyun: “These shoulders looking like a motherfucking tabletop, hell yea.”

Lucas: “I was so sexually frustrated in class that I basically humped the chair while the teacher was giving a lecture.”

Yuta: “Wait, the answer was a number?! I fucking wrote Alabama!!”

Winwin: “This milk tastes like cum.”

Someone asks, “How do you know?”

“Because I was sucking your man’s dick last night.”

Kun: “This some crusty ass lasagna.”

Mark: “Yo waddup Mrs._____, I hope your weekend was yeetingly yeet! Cause I’m feeling #blessed.”

Jaemin: “If I was a girl, I would have massive big dick energy. But lucky for me, I’m a guy with an actual big dick.”

Chenle: “You know what? I’m sick of you guys making fun of my laugh. If I want to be a fucking hyena, let me be a fucking hyena.”

Jeno: “They charged me ten dollars, for THIS SHITTY CROISSANT.”

Ten: “No homo or anything, but I’d suck that guy’s dick for free.”

Doyoung: “If that teacher sticks her stanky ass in front of my face one more time, I will kill a bitch.”

Taeil: “For the senior prank, I’m thinking of sticking condoms all over doorknobs. Could you imagine? Hey, Mike, sorry bro, but I can’t help with your pickle jar cause my hands lubey as fuck.”

Haechan: “You know, I walked in front of the mirror today and thought, damn. Why am I still not on America’s Next Top Model?”

Jungwoo: “Today, I went for the furry sub vibe.”

Renjun: “ I said. Fuck. Your. Chicken. STRIPS!”

Johnny: “Of course she’s attractive. You would fuck anything with two legs.”

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i dunno what a dracozolt is but its my highest kin now

now for the ultimate test. go to this website. set it to randomly generate ONE pokemon. all generations. all types. whatever it generates? thats you as a pokemon forever. what you get is what you get. NO RE ROLLING. now. who are you? i got goomy :^)

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brooklyn seventeen quotes

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Wooyoung: *about to go out to meet up with Changbin and Yeonjun*

Seonghwa: *coming out from the kitchen*

Seonghwa: You're not allowed to go out until this house is clean.

Wooyoung: But why???

Seonghwa: Chores before whores.

Wooyoung:... Seonghwa.

Seonghwa: Dishes before bitches.

Wooyoung: Why are you like this?!

Seonghwa: Cutting grass before eating ass.

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San, waking up from a very long nap: Where am I??

Yeosang, sarcastically: Heaven.

San: Oh...

San: Didn’t think you’d be here

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Seonghwa: Whose turn is it to give the pep talk?

Hongjoong: [sighing] It's Yeosang’s turn…

Yeosang: Fuck shit up out there but don't die

Wooyoung: [wiping away tears] so inspirational…

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(photos by Bill Watterson and an octopus)

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guess my favorite rene descartes quote

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jongho: what’re some good responses to getting stabbed?

yeosang: rude.

seonghwa: not 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯…

wooyoung: that’s fair.

yunho: are you gonna want this back, or can i have it?