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I woke up in a frenzy knowing there was something I needed to do
WIP, not finished yet
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Two Chairs - Vicente Gandia , .2016
Spanish , 1935-2009
Acrylic on canvas , 200 x 150 cm.
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Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!
(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)
Share what you got!
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Lovers under a blanket on the train from Guangzhou to Chengdu (1996), China - Wang Fuchun
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When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M
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beautiful names for a baby girl:
- Jelita (like a fancy form of Julia)
- Melina (means raspberry in polish 😍)
- Morenka (so cute you could call her Rennie)
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anyway can we talk about andy samberg's reaction to portrait of a lady on fire
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the potential of a fuck or die-scenario... an anti-church saboteur sneaks sex pollen into the grocery delivery to the casa santa marta and half an hour after lunchtime they make a public announcement about their actions. the cardinals, already feeling the effects of the drug have to make a decition: break their vows or risk death. Thomas is soooo willing to die, this is the perfect way for him to die! except of course everyone else wants him alive (they also wanna fuck him but that's besides the point).
Half of them are like "Yeah whatever I'll do anything to survive" and the other half are like "In the interest of The Church I will bear this burden and allow myself to be defiled with the knowledge that my flesh is of this earth but my soul is of a higher nature!". They start arguing about who should fuck who but the moment someone suggests they should draw lots everyone is suddenly very open about who they would perfer to fuck...
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Anyone got that poem written from the perspective of an English teacher where they know deeply personal things about their now adult students because of the essays they wrote
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guy who enjoys german class a little too much: ancient slavs had words of power they used to shout mountains apart
girl who collects crystals: that's actually true as fuck
70 year old professor who sometimes calls students "comrade": faggotry is actually good, I don't have a problem with faggotry, Aristotle was a faggot, Caesar was a faggot...
guy behind me: YOOOOO check it out (pulls up beheading video on a chechen telegram previously unknown to mankind)
Professor: ...Galileo was a faggot, I think Napoleon was a faggot, Comrade Tito probably wasn't a faggot but...
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