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swifty-werbenjagermanjensen
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I mainly just sew and write fanfics :) 25F
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these teenagers and their dog are trying ruin our money laundering business. no tony put the gun down were doing this the old fashioned way. were gonna dress up as monsters and scare them
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Opah 🤝 Wahoo fish named after what I would shout if I caught one 
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Moonlight Walks - Chapter Thirty
Pairing: SebastianXFemaleFarmer (with a little SamXFemaleFarmer) Chapter word count: 3,986 Total word count: 137,281
Hey everyone! Chapter 30 - Heart Lines - is up. I have exciting news - Moonlight Walks hit 10,000 reads on Wednesday!! I really never imagined it would get this far and I'm so grateful to all of you for being there with me. Thank you!
I'm glad to be able to give Abigail some resolution in this chapter. I feel like I've been kind of harsh on her throughout the course of this fic.
They talk about country songs in this chapter so I wanted to share one of my all time favourite songs - American Remains by the Highwaymen, which is an outlaw country supergroup made up of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Kris Kristofferson, and Waylon Jennings.
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Moonlight Walks - Chapter Twenty-Nine
Pairing: SebastianXFemaleFarmer (with a little SamXFemaleFarmer) Chapter word count: 7,061 Total word count: 133,295
Hi lovelies! Chapter 29 - Fortune Telling - is up!
It's the day of the Stardew Valley Fair, which is one of my favourites. I always wished Leah would sell sculptures or something there as there are so many tourists that I bet she'd do fab.
This chapter isn't really focussed on romance at all, except for a little bit at the fortune teller's stand. I picked Dream Lover by Dion for this week's song because Georgia was hoping she'd get some clarity about her love life.
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Moonlight Walks - Chapter Twenty-Eight
Pairing: SebastianXFemaleFarmer (with a little SamXFemaleFarmer) Chapter word count: 5,223 Total word count: 126,234 Hi everyone! Chapter 28 - Abigail's House - is up!
It's another Sam-heavy chapter I guess. I never mean for there to be quite so much Sam as there is but he really does kind of write himself. I usually have a very broad outline of a plan when I'm writing but when Sam's involved it always deviates from what I've intended. In my original plan they never left Abigail's room, but I'm glad the chapter turned out the way it did in the end.
I think for the song this week, Money, Money, Money by ABBA is my choice. Pierre is so obsessed with money, even though he can't really compete with Joja. Plus, Georgia used to have to be so careful with money when she first arrived in the Valley, but after Fall harvests she has enough money to afford pretty much anything she likes!
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Moonlight Walks - Chapter Twenty-Seven
Pairing: SebastianXFemaleFarmer (with a little SamXFemaleFarmer) Chapter word count: 5,244 Total word count: 121,011
This week's chapter - Sebastian Plays a Gig - is up! We've had Sebastian's 8 heart event, and now it's time for Sam's. I actually feel kind of guilty sometimes for making Robin and Demetrius so shitty to Sebastian but Demetrius is super neglectful in the game and Robin isn't much better honestly, so I guess it kind of fits. We also see Maru finally stand up for herself a little bit when Demetrius babies her - she is an adult, after all.
I chose the pop genre for Sam's band, so that's this week's song! I also imagine him being into pop music in general and I think he'd like 5 Seconds of Summer lol, so that's a bonus song! I reckon it's the type of music he likes to play/ sing too.
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Moonlight Walks - Chapter Twenty-Six
Pairing: SebastianXFemaleFarmer (with a little SamXFemaleFarmer) Chapter word count: 6,002 Total word count: 115,767 Whoops, just realised I forgot to post here, so I'm sorry it's late! Here's Chapter 26 - Elliott's birthday! I've introduced a character who doesn't really get any screen time in the actual game - the travelling merchant. One of her only lines in-game talks about her selling goods from the Gotoro Empire, so I've based her character around the idea of her being a smuggler between the Ferngill Republic and the Gotoro Empire.
My song for this week is Mountain at my Gates by Foals. It's a really ambiguous song which is interpreted differently by different people. I originally thought of it as Shane climbing out of his depression, but now I kind of see it as someone who feels lost and alone falling in love so I chose it for Georgia and Seb instead.
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Moonlight Walks - Chapter Twenty-Five
Pairing: SebastianXFemaleFarmer (with a little SamXFemaleFarmer) Chapter word count: 9,161 Total word count: 109,765
Apologies in advance for the longest chapter in the entire world, but Chapter 25 - Dance of the Moonlight Jellies - is up! I can barely conceal my contempt for Pierre in this chapter, can't stand the lad. But Alex puts him in his place while being the lovely himbo that he is.
My songspiration for this chapter is Beyond the Sea by Bobby Darin - both for Sebastian and Georgia's feelings, and the fact that the original French version was an ode to the sea rather than a love song.
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Moonlight Walks - Chapter Twenty-Four
Pairing: SebastianXFemaleFarmer (with a little SamXFemaleFarmer) Chapter word count: 5,464 Total word count: 100,604
It's been a turbulent week over here in the UK, but Chapter 24 - Sebastian and Georgia Smoke 'Special Tobacco' - is up now! As you can tell by the title, weed features heavily in this chapter. And of course I was high af when I wrote it - gotta get into that mindset! My song for this week is Dani California by Red Hot Chilli Peppers, which is a song I totally vibe to when I'm smoking.
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Moonlight Walks - Chapter Twenty-Three
Pairing: SebastianXFemaleFarmer (with a little SamXFemaleFarmer) Chapter word count: 5,876 Total word count: 95,140 Chapter 23 - The Solarion Chronicles - is up.
Despite having Seb's 6-heart event here, this chapter has lots of Alex, some Harvey, some Sam, some Seb. I thought a lot about what sort of movies Alex would like and I figured that seeing as he's raised by his grandparents, he'd have watched a lot of old-timey flicks growing up. I imagine him as pretending to be interested in action movies and fight scenes when he was in school, because he's part of the "jock" crowd, but deep down he's sensitive and just wants to sing along to some musicals.
I originally envisioned that movie scene as being with Seb and Sam but whenever I tried, Sam ended up trying to make a move. So I rewrote it to give Alex and Georgia some quality sibling time together.
ANYWAY, sorry to ramble! This week's song is Singing in the Rain by Gene Kelly, for Alex's favourite musical. And as a bonus, the Solarion Chronicles song is The Song of the Dragonborn from Skyrim. I also did my nails to match Ginger, the orange cat who lives on Stardew Farm :)
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Moonlight Walks - Chapter Twenty-Two
Pairing: SebastianXFemaleFarmer (with a little SamXFemaleFarmer) Chapter word count: 4,929 Total word count: 89,264 Chapter 22 - Sebastian Stays Over At Sam's - is up now :) I debated this chapter for a while as I was unsure if I made Abigail too messy or Sebastian too mean. But in the end I decided to leave it in as I really like the last few scenes. Sam is just so open and honest, it kind of writes itself when it's a Sam scene.
I picked Misfits by Shinedown for the song this week as the group kinda doesn't fit in but they all love each other in their own way and are lucky to have each other. Hope you enjoy!
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Moonlight Walks - Chapter Twenty One
Pairing: SebastianXFemaleFarmer (with a little SamXFemaleFarmer) Chapter word count: 5,722 Total word count: 84,335
This week's chapter - Part of the Family has a lot of the Mullners, plus some bonus Maru and Seb content. Alex is just such a cutie imo, a wholesome himbo. I love writing about what the Valley might have been like 40-60 years ago too, and imagining the people who used to live there and the relationships they might have had.
I picked 1, 2, 3, 4 by the Plain White Ts for this week's song because it's all about falling in love, and to write a programming course for someone, what else could it be except love?
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adam levine "that body of yours is absurd" cheating text vs jeff bezos "I love you, alive girl" cheating text
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Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.
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Moonlight Walks - Chapter Twenty
Pairing: SebastianXFemaleFarmer (with a little SamXFemaleFarmer) Chapter word count: 3,410 Total word count: 78,613 Chapter 20 - Luau is live :) This week I went with Hooked on a Feeling by Blue Swede. I feel like at this point, it could apply to Sam or Sebastian's feelings, or maybe even Georgia's. Sam is just so sweet and easy to write - I love him!
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