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Men in porn always so desperate for validation. "oh you like that cock? You like my cock?" go to therapy dude

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Cap comes off, beer goes in. Easy peasy.

What do you mean the sleeve on my gas mask isn't meant for that?

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hustler rejects no. 9 (1985)

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hey! it’s good to see you!! I love your flannel, can I put my dick in you? omigod, im sorry, I meant, can I bottom out in you? sorry, can i take you to the bathroom and mold your insides to the shape of my meat? sorry,

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men in tracksuits

men in tracksuits drinking cheap beer

men in tracksuits drinking cheap beer and if someone's hand ends up down the front of someone else's pants that's fine

men in tracksuits drinking cheap beer and if someone's hand ends up down the front of someone else's pants that's fine but what is your girlfriend going to think when you come back with a hangover and a hickie that's too high up to hide with the collar of your adidas windbreaker

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the ‘riding you while i infodump’ or ‘giving you head while you infodump’ trope of neurodivergent sex is really sweet but i just can’t relate lmao let’s get some representation for the brainweird sluts who get fully immersed in a deep sometimes wordless sensory experience during sex and are only focused on the pleasure, in absolutely no state to give nor receive an infodump. the infodumping is ideal pillow talk while we cuddle afterward tho

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2 clowns 1 loser 1 can of whipped cream

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"cockily dominant bottom overplaying their hand and ending up over their head, pinned down, and fucked full while something more powerful makes them its helpless little breeding bitch" still one of the better tropes of all time

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porn artists need to stop putting dialogue in their drawings seriously. sometimes that stuff is a total boner killer. if you wanna put it in the description text on your webpage that's one thing, but wow. some of that stuff is supremely unsexy

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^_^

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❤️💖 GOOD PUPPY! 💖❤️

(see the full version on my twt)

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latex & leather are long distance lesbian lovers

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so tired of pretty twinks. also tired of jock bodybuilders. What i need is a 30something with a belly and an average sized cock to rearrange my guts and I'm being dead serious

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because I'm obsessing on bootleg nintendo games these days, I've updated my avatar and header picture to be screenshots from the charming Hummer Team game AV Bishoujo Senshi Girl Fighting

there's just something about pixel art softcore hentai that warms the heart

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one of my favorite facts about gekko hayashi (artist who drew gay erotica) is that he was straight guy who pivoted from sci-fi & monster stuff to illustrating for gay & bdsm mags at like 50 years old because he wanted to expand his artistic horizons, and compensated by lack of lived experience by setting up a phone line for gay men to call in & recount their stories so he could illustrate them...legend