Luca/Crab, 18, she/her. Writer, artist, creature of whimsical proportions and above all else a professional yapper. (Art blog: https://www.tumblr.com/crab-crasherz)
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YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Guys it's draw your middle-aged man in a maid dress monday
*points gun at you* Draw your blorbo man in a maid dress
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I didn't realize strikers was a phantom thief road trip, and I love it!!!
Also, shady old man, love his vibe. Zennkichi? That's his name?
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HIIIII!!!! I'm a huge fan of your dojima fics on ao3!!!!! Especially ones abt chisato!!!!!! Ty for your wonderful work!!! (I find myself enjoying your self insert dojima fics as well) ;w;
WAAAAUGH THIS IS SO COOL???? THANK YOU THAT'S SO SWEET!!!! I'm in a lil bit of a funk atm but I do have plans for more fics! ...Granted one of them is another /reader but shhh 's okay don't even worry about it
Thank you!!! A sooty for you :]

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Holy shit, is that AO3 user sword_symphonia actually writing something?
YES IT IS!! GOOD MORNING, STARDEW VALLEY NATION!!!! I BRING GIFTS!!!!!
'Is this gift a belated Father's Day fanfic about Rasmodius, Crab?' I hear you ask. 'Nay,' I say, while avoiding my gaze (because it abso-fuckin-lutely is). I henceforth offer you;
Starchild,
for all of your Rasmodius needs! Hooraaaay! Let's ignore that I was late for last year's Father's Day piece too, hm? Hey, I'm earlier this year! Big win!
Anyway, I really hope you enjoy Starchild; I had a shitton of fun writing it, and I hope YOU have a shitton of fun reading it!!
#stardew valley#m rasmodius#sdv rasmodius#wizard sdv#sdv fic#luca's yappin' corner#i am plagued by thoughts
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The girls🩷🤭🤭
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I have obtained a friend and I am in in love with him.



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Desmond Sycamore in Yokai Watch tell everyone
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I'm gonna tell shane you slept in my bed with us every night how about that
Harvey as a priest for @sword-symphonia before she ruins my marriage
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Diego del Lobo only on paper
#omg I just remembered this existed#holy shit#look at my wife guys#look at him#reblog#not my art#i don't care if it's a year old post my love for my wife is eternal
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Oh I scrolled further down OP's page. Oh I have found a gold mine
Ohhh
OHHH

Fem!Mishima is on the run!💥💥
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I've something to say but I want to go to college

Fem!Hayasaka💥💥💥💥
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Hi. Hello. Uh. HOPEFULLY. I manage to get a fic out before the end of April? Coz. I haven't written one this year. And that's wild. But again, I have. Responsibilities. Like school. And hopefully getting into college.
And playing a worrying amount of Identity V but that's less important right now I think
If anyone needs me I'll be back in my cave. Thinking. Probably chewing on my brain for the last time it had an idea was many moons ago
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breasts
This has been sitting in my inbox for two weeks and Sunny told me to answer it
So
Yeah I guess they are boobs huh
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Seteth beloved (and Ferdinand too ig)
#BUSTS OUT OF MY LITTLE HOLE#HI. I WAS SUMMONED.#SETETH#GYH#GUH#OUGGGGGGH!!!!#hi. I'm normal. Hi. Hello!#Returned after two weeks to MY HUSBAND#hehehehehrhe. ooooohoohoo.#reblog#very good very nice. Very lovely art.
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zenkichi commission (for @apostlearcana ) 🖤
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