swordanddreamcatcher

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Stig: I like boys

Hannah: Good for you

Stig: it's Hal

Hannah: not good for you

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Rollond: I think I like boys.

Hal: How come?

Rollond:

Hal:

Rollond:

Hal: Stop looking at me like that.

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Hal, a crafter: (showing Stig his tools) and this, right here, is a fine, useful tool.

Stig, bad a flirting: you're a fine, useful tool.

Hal: th..thank you?

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Thorn: One of my sons, Hal, is one of the most talented skirls alive. My youngest son, Edvin, is a skilled healer, cook, and is being tested for an accelerated program of study.

Thorn, sighing: And my other son, Jesper, thinks his toothbrush is haunted.

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Edvin: Literally why did you think doing any of that was okay?

Stig: Because Hal thought it was a good idea.

Edvin:

Edvin: You actual clown

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Stig, staring at Hal with heart eyes:

Lydia, gagging: I liked you better when you were a whore.

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Edvin: Your Honor, I hereby submit the following to the court:

Edvin: Hal, what the actual FUCK?

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Lydia, watching Rollond swing and miss with Stig: What is it you see in him?

Edvin, sighing:...something.

Lydia: Does he secretly do these grand gestures of love?

Edvin: No, not really.

Lydia: He’s just really good in bed then?

Edvin: Not particularly, no.

Lydia: Then what is it?

Edvin: I think there’s just something wrong in my head.

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Stig: This is my best friend, Hal. He's so handsome and talented and amazing and I'm very proud of him. I love him very much and believe in him.

Edvin: These is my friends, Stefan and Jesper. He's just been cleared of fleas.

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Edvin: At least everyone is getting along.

Stefan: Jesper and Lydia are absolutely not getting along.

Edvin: They're not trying to kill each other, I take a win when I can.

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Hal: This is pretty witchy. It's written in ancient text.

Edvin: Hal, that's cursive.

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Ingvar: If this plan goes down the drain, where should we regroup?

Edvin: The afterlife, I guess.

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Thorn: Today I realised I'm old.

Erak: What happened?

Thorn: I fell in the kitchen and instead of laughing, all my kids came running to see if I was okay.

Erak:

Thorn: I saw fear in their eyes

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Ingvar: Would you slap your best friend for a thousand bucks?

Lydia: I would slap Jesper for free.

Jesper, tearing up: I’m your best friend?

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Edvin, stressed: I'm going to kill myself.

Rollond (alarmed dad noises): No... there is so much to live for!

Edvin, nonchalant: like what, dude? Taxes?

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Stig: Hal is annoying me.

Lydia: He's not even looking at you.

Stig: That's what's annoying me.

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Jesper: There. Told you I could do it.

Edvin: You sound surprised.

Jesper: Actually, I'm astonished.