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tix says, a little hesitant: "uhh, syd.. that.. that's not food..."

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Send “That’s not food” for my muse to eat something that isn’t considered edible.

Send “Food?” for your muse to eat something inedible. 

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Prolonged eye contact with Syd causes a rise in temperature and possible fainting

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"Sid, darling, I have some extra breakfast buns if you'd like some! Meine arme Spinne, your legs are too skinny! You need to eat more, you are growing young spider!"

You NEVER refuse food from a mom.

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“NEW YEARS PARTY AT MY PLACE! DRINKS WILL BE PROVIDED!”

Syd is inviting you over for a drink this New Years! Try not to trash his place too much.

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@throughfireandthread YO WHATS UP

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Need a light?

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Is Syd single?

Lovingly sooo

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Summer’s coming up so POOL PARTY

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Meanwhile in the Yellow Dept...

-Siiigh- “Reddington, I admire your passion but sometimes you make such a mess.” The  dreamon of false awakening wiped some dust away from his glasses before returning them to their original place. “I try to handle these situations with subtlety but my office has been reduced to rubble, my employees severely injured and still facing further injury so now I have to be a little more obtuse. You and I are going to have some words after this, Reddington.”

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there he is!

Russel is out and safe! And once again out cold from this time medicine. 

If you’re a injured monster, head over to the green tent! Or if you have something major, say broken bones or need major stitches/numbing medicine, head over to the MMF (Marigold Monster Farm) Truck and get the assistance you need!

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*RUMBLE*

“Uh oh.. that can’t be good.”

“OKAY. HARRIET. TIME TO GO.”

“Oh man... That.. that was really close. Geez look at it all come down..”

“Hm? No, I wasn’t just stealing office equipment!”

“D-do you think... we should go back and help? I’m sure the Blue Dept. has it mostly covered but..”

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#friendswhoannoyeachotherbutarechill

the dumbbutts

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Any drinks Syd has made sofar?

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What are Syd's ambitions ?

“I’m currently working here to get an idea of how a business is run. I want to bar tend and HOPEFULLY maybe open up my own little hole in the wall...”

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How tall is the spider boi? He seems like a tiny cute tho

like, 3.5 to 4 feet?