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wish i could call in bitchy to work

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all a girlie needs is to be surrounded by her trinkets and have ambient lighting and maybe an open window with a slight breeze

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Get your pussy up get your money up. You’re gorgeous btw

get my pussy up,,,,,,, get my money up,,,,,,,,,

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explain ur reasoning in the tags ... :)

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i respect that some people feel more comfortable having 'do not interact' pages on their social media info as a means of asserting a boundary but it does always feel a little bit like one of those signs a teenage boy in an 80s movie would put on his bedroom door

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I need to test something real quick

What is the first thing that comes to mind when you think of pink and green

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more like every other month

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the Cornell hashtag please im crying skshjdhd

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I will lie, cheat, and scam if it means getting out of a conversation I don't wanna be in. My sense of ethical behavior vanishes entirely when I want ppl to stop talking to me. One time I pretended not to know what Egypt was so they'd stop talking to me about their vacation plans

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For anyone who’s ever wondered who they’d be in a 19th century novel

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I'm "Meddlesome Bachelor with 2,000 pounds a year" yes please sign me up